What did I get arrested for and why?

They caught you sniffing alligator booty

For having them big ass earrings bro what the fuck

You definitely didn't commit the crime. You're probably in the back seat when it happened or or something, so I guess just by association.

Morning Round Lake

You're black.

Whatever daddy wants daddy gets. Whatever daddy won't daddy gets

Someone framed you.

The last thought I banged your head on the KSE trashcan for no reason

I feel like if I say anything on this, it will be viewed as politically incorrect. I don't want to say anything.

I'm not go on my boiler use touch your children in the back of Walmart I will be honest with you I wanna go to watch videos and Ferb