What did I get arrested for and why?

Do we get a restraining order against the road

For being born I think I don't know why you ask me I'm sorry

being ugly but I mean I guess I'm going there too now

Did you get arrested for dunking your head in the McDonald's fry grease and drinking it? Because that's what the fuck looked like happened to you.

You look like Lil Tecca's crack dealer it look like a trombone got stuck in your throat

What does CO F**k your teacher Laura for stealing car

I'm a have to say they can't show ass at 3 AM hanging off of a street light booty naked with mustard on your penis just loading down the cars after taking a bunch of laxatives

Yeah

Dammit looks like I got arrested for like getting golf clubs going to get it like the golf thing he's going to golf club and like shoving up your ass or some shit Knigge

Honestly you probably got arrested for bending over and fucking down on homeless man with his big with your bare ass for real for real