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Hello, this is DJ upgrade who you going with if you go for anybody on the top row you're an idiot Okay, hippo and croc is your best bet your best bet is a hippo or the croc if you're by a tree the motherfuckers Can't climb trees. That's the ding ding ding. That's the right answer make sure you tap in to the him and heme show and Let us know who you're gonna vote for for mr. Or mrs. Never play your goddamn messages play. Oh shit an hour later
A FUCKING HIPPO! Why would I want to fight that? That shit would chop me in half in one fucking fight. It's fight four slayers like the strongest on that list. I ain't fucking fighting a hippo. If I fought an alligator, I would knock that shit out, *****. Just get behind him, fucking get a little gut punch. This ***** ain't surviving. These fucking fists, bro. These fists are registered reptiles ready to eat for everybody and everything. I would knock that gator's ass out! But a hippo? Hell no. I can't even outrun that shit. That shit too fast. Fucking hippos are faster than humans.
It's the gator, bruh. The gator is less mobile than all four of them. The gator you could run circles around, especially if you're on land. They'll just get frustrated and just dip off. Tiger, that's like automatic death. Bear is automatic death. Hippo, um, hippo is pretty dangerous too.
All right, I'm gonna give you my rundown of my thought process in all of this. Okay, first off, we've got the alligator. Hell no, I don't deal with scales. And then they're too fast because a lot of their strength comes from their tail. The hippo, they can weigh up to tons and I don't wanna go up that kind of strength. And they hurt when they ****, I hear. It's like a death grip. With the bear, I may have a chance with, but I'm gonna have to go with the tiger.
You don't watch enough National Geographic. A tiger is gonna give you the fastest kill. It's gonna grab you and snap your neck. A bear is gonna pin you down and eat you while you're alive. A hippo is just gonna chew you up and not eat you at all because it like plants and stuff. But they have them fang tusks out they mouth. A gator may take a toe, a leg, you'll live to survive. You'll get that hundred million.
And you can always hit a tree with a hippo or a croc. Anything else is way faster, stronger, will outpower you. There's no weapon. You can hit a gator with a bat. You could throw a rock at a gator. Gators aren't as aggressive as crocodiles. So yeah, you could jump on a table and maybe escape a gator or something, you know.