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I personally I'm not amongst the women that think that men will fuck anything I think men have standards too you know men know what they like a lot of the time and they go for it but they also have boundaries and they have standards you know so I don't believe every man will fuck anything that moves but this post here had me crying
You know what, Lyndon? Okay? It's not a water faucet. Okay? I use the showerhead, but you know what? That's beside the point. I do not fuck everything. Okay? Who the hell? Who is the woman using a TV remote? That's my question. Ew. That's gross. Carrots. Cucumbers. Goodness gracious. I really hope they're putting a condom on that shit.
Duh. Please. Sometimes I think we're a lot more hornier than fellas. But, you know, apples to peaches, bananas to tomatoes, tomatoes, whatever. Everybody likes a fuck. Or a dry hump. Um, a water bottle? Now that's new. I've never used a water bottle. It's never even came across my mind. Never. But hey, it makes too much noise. No, I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. What about the cap? Mm-mm.