This is my dog named Billy. I got him when he was like three months old. He farts every time he eats cucumbers, but that's alright because I still love him. And uh, some people say he looks goofy, but I think he's beautiful. be a, I'll be like my dog.

I felt like I just kept getting bamboozled with this one. First off, you said that raccoon was a dog so I had to keep swiping back and forth between your voice clip and that dog. Third, I got bamboozled by those last two because they was you. I don't wanna see you.

Ew, oh my god, ew, disgusting. I'm gonna go to sleep I had enough of this app for one day

What the fuck *****?

Man I was just trying to say a raccoon and then I swipe and I got a jump scare that is foul man got him and delete this for me

Excuse me *****, what the fuck were those last two pictures?

Smash smash smash

I was having a good time until I swiped. I wanted to see more pictures of your dog, quotation marks dog. I wanted to see more I swipe and then I see you'll be test

Yo my boy I know I'm not 100% Asian but you know I'm still Asian so I will eat that shit

This Knigge really went out of his way to adopt a whole ass raccoon bro I respect it

What the hell just happened? Holy, I can't fucking- I can't see no more. What the fuck just happened? What the- that's not even a dog, that's a raccoon, but like, what the last two pics- what the f- Whoa!