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So this is for all those people who genuinely thought that I was like above the age of 30. I'm 17. I'm not fucking above the age of 30. like I know I look old but I don't look that fucking old
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No she know your old man you're like a 50 year old man with white gray hairs
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So a cool little fact is that in my beard I actually have red hairs amongst my black hairs because my Spanish ancestors. So I mean I don't have white hair but I do have red here so that's kind of cool
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You goddamn whippersnappers, goddamn little brats, back in my day, we wouldn't goddamn, we wouldn't fuck. We wouldn't even consider disrespecting the Ioders. This is an illusion.
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Yes, wait, that's actually really cool. Like, we like red hairs. We don't like white hairs. Mm-mm.
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No sir, you do not talk to me like that. Never ever ever ever ever ever. Like, it sound like you're trying to be racist. Stop being racist!
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You got that, man! Yeah, all I want to hear is God do! This is bad for no good!
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At this point, just go to sleep.
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It's not even late though.
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Do I care you still need to go to bed because like you're just being crazy and you're being racist
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I've been called border hopper like 50 times on this app and that's just border up, I mean fucking So many racist comments How am I supposed to stop?
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Yeah nice try lion boy I saw your ass yo ass in a Pablo you work at a construction site I said do you want my gosh I see your profile Knigge yeah I know you illegal yeah Knigge yeah
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If we're going down this route then you're coming with me. And I'm going back to Mexico! You're coming with me, you got-
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A *****, my *****, not to be complacent, but I'm going back to the fields. I need some cotton to pick right now. I'm broke, I'm broke as hell.
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I think it's the sunglasses to be honest. Also people are just stupid so don't take it personally.
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It is, it is. I mean, without my sunglasses, I probably look maybe my, like, early 20s sunglasses. I do look like late 20s. Maybe 30, maybe 30, like... Goddamn, they're like, damn.
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I don't have anything much Deshae box if you're not in the purple cane and what are you doing with your life
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I am not involving myself with the teletubby regime. It's only gonna last like a few bit a few weeks anyways at most I'm gonna remain The Taco Man forever I will never change from Taco Man.
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You apply to everyone.
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I've been sitting here for about four hours just trying to catch up and I'm still trying to catch up with all my goddamn replies. My voice hurts, I'm crippled, I gotta take a shower, but I'm...
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No I ' cause it's a Mexican you get a beer and a really early age so I get that shit
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Young and fine.
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It's okay, Dad. I love you.
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Oh, I'm starting to like tacos even more.
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Shit girl, you're gonna like him even more after tonight.
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Wow, you're gonna put some salsa on my tortilla?
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Shit, just offer? I'll put in the beef in too.
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Oh, and I hope the master prequel is too.
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Damn I thought you were like fucking 50 or some shit
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