You wonder why you get no play. You wonder why women are sexist. You wonder a lot of things. And you should just mind your fucking business.

I don't want to, because I don't want no women, I don't want no men, I'm not in a relationship, I don't want one, not now. Dude, why do you talk like a hick in my kitchen? You wonder why you get no play- Well, I know why you talk like one, I mean... Eugh.

And you should just mind your business. Oh, you're so quirky and funny. Oh my god, you really got that one, guys. Wait, who am I talking to? Nobody's here. Because literally nobody likes you. You're ugly. You're ugly! No!

Anyways, a round of applause for the- for the effort, you know? Because- Uh, sorry, uh, I was just clapping your mother's cheeks. Um, my apology- actually, why am I apologizing? You- you don't even show your face, so like... Just kill yourself.

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