What is the funniest euphemism for masturbation? I've heard some good ones Manning the torpedo, flogging the dolphin, mixing a batch, spanking the monkey. What are some of your favorites? Let's hear them.

I think my top three favorites would have to be debugging the hard drive, burping the worm, and dotting the eye. If you need the clarification, I'm not talking about the type of eye that that you see with, I'm talking about the letter I.

Hey Nick, when are you gonna make me coming in daddy? I missed that fucking ****.