Why are you acting like that's a normal fucking bug that is not normal that's spiders a size on my fucking head the biggest spider ever seen was like 3 cm what the fuck no no if I ever see that thing I'm killing myself I cannot live in a world where that's fucking normal where do you live where do you live were bugs like that are normal why are you reacting like that with some fucking every day occurrence what the fuck

If there is one thing I have learned about cats, it is they do things when they feel like doing it. They're not dogs. Like cats, the cat saw the spider, okay, long before it slapped it off the wall. But the cat was like, oh, human, you want me to get the spider? Well, you're just going to have to wait for when my itinerary clears up. So that's what happened. The itinerary cleared up finally.

He killed it.