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Hi, everyone. When do you think it's the right time to fart in front of your partner?
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I just think this is kind of ableist because the IBS queens such as myself don't get to choose the right time okay? I be farting when I be farting. Also that's a joke I'm not actually mad and I don't think you're ableist.
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She says the IBS queen Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Miss Shalisa, I feel you girl. Like, it just comes when it comes. I got IBD, ulcerative colitis, and you know, going on dates and eating food. Like, that is the worst. Then there's like quiet moments and you're like, oh shit, I can't fart.
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When like they'll be like, oh, let's go on a date like let's go hiking and I am a bitch that loves to hike but then I gotta stop and just fucking clench for dear life and like hold on to a tree cuz you a Bitch gonna shit herself and that's just what it is.
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when the ulu and the bakari meet
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Look man, my uncle always told me if she can't fart in front of your son she ain't the one. Guys come on man, let's be real, you're human, you're gonna have to toot every now and then.
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For me, yeah, it's gonna be gross cuz yeah, you you farted yeah you whatever, you know But you can't hold the fart in it's fucking bad for you, so I excuse myself like hey excuse me sorry
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He said toot Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
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During eating ice, I mean it gets hot down there so you can refresh them by releasing some air from inside of you.
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This is a really good question. So partner or no partner, even if I'm out with my friends, I would just always excuse myself to step farther away and just do it. Just yeah, because I never know if it's going to have sound or not.
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Also, like, I don't know the science of it all, but mine is like odorless, so it doesn't really cost that much attention if I were to accidentally just, you know, let one go.
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Now, once you get comfortable with someone and you're in a relationship like that, I just feel like it should be okay, it's gonna happen. I just really pray that. There's this older list as well, but I feel like if it-
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But if it's a thing to where they know that it's not, I feel like they should excuse themselves to handle that elsewhere. Haha. Cause I don't want to smell that.
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Because clearly my farts smell like roses and beautiful candy apples. So, you know, it's no problem for me.
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I think it's the right time since you started asking this question.
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I feel like when you can like some sort of joke around with that and when you know Okay, he's not gonna make a joke out of it or he's not gonna be like, oh my god your fart smells so bad Oh, don't fart don't fart. I feel like it's the right time then.
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Um, personally, I'm gonna say never being a female. Um, if I have to like fart, I'm gonna get up and go to the bathroom. If the-
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I've been married for over 30 years. There is never a good time to do that in front of your partner. It's still disgusting. He or she will find it very, very disgusting.
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