My biggest red flag was when we'd share our secrets, and she'd talk to her friends behind our back. Anyways, to that other girl that got stabbed in the jugular with a crayon, why'd you stay with her after she tried killing you every day? Come on, man.

Somebody help this man's bro Elissa of my life I had to fight

My fucking red flag was when he turned out to like Peggy And called me mommy

Honestly biggest red flag for me was when she said she was 18, but she was fucking 12