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Yo so I'm telling classroom please tell me you're supposed embarrassing story yeah
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Alright, I'm glad I don't go to that school no more. So, when I was, when I was in class, it's this one military class about like some shit like, I don't know but I every time I look at my crush, she looks at me back
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Do you like if she was looking at you she was low-key feel like you like you should've shoot your shot shot you shoot it shoot your shot like thing can you read
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Ain't no no I'm not gay that was a boy I meant a boy Bro, but I didn't want to shoot my shot cuz this ***** dates He dates too many girls so no
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My bed, my bed, I meant... boy, I don't know why she came out like this because I'm in class, but... I mean I guess you made the right choice
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So, um, what class are you in?
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In third grade I should be one of those casual pull your pants all the way down at the bathroom so I went to the bathroom and I put my piss all the way down P and people were laughing at me that was like in my butt in my penis and everybody was laughing so I can teach her and everyone
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Babe, you told your teacher that you put your own pants all the way down like...
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I told the teacher that people looking at me at the bathroom is all looking at my PP that's what I told my teacher in the old is the teacher steadily do yelling at the at the cottage trouble with that don't know what happened in the bath is debit
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Do you basically just need to know if it's something you doing not as crazy ass
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Who is the bad it was all look at my dick is there laughing like I was bad that's all roll Alice is that like they was all laughing yelling screaming like shit I was his bad
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OK I get it you were mad Cito didn't you just mad you just pissed right here he's pissed at you taking a piss
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Plus, I was in third grade too, so you know, I was in... That is crazy.
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Um... Um... My teacher saw my close friend's story and I was like, Look at this trap of me and I got to crush on that teacher.
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I have to make those two parts, but it was second grade. I was moving school, so it was like my last day. So I was like, you know what? I'm gonna tell this boy I like him. So I wrote him a note and then I gave it to him and I walked away and I fucking tripped and fell and almost pissed myself.
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And then when we were leaving class his phone was like fuck I was there he's like Jackson and Crystal sitting in a tree KISS I NG and I almost fucking shot myself in the head
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Oh bro I was going down the stairs normal day or I see my eggs going down the stairs where I was going so I did I tried jumping down the stairs and I glanced like looking cool but I fell down the stairs four steps
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texted me he texted me saying yo i saw i saw you on the stairs and he was laughing Thank you. I was gonna cut myself like the like I'll think about it for a whole month
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