Well, well, well. Like a moth to a flame. A monkey can't stay away from that goddamn chicken.

You know what, bro? Like, that's kinda, like, disgusting, like, fucking revolting, like, greasy, like, shit, and, like, you probably shouldn't be eating that, bro, like, think about your health, dog, like, fuck, you know, who the fuck knows what went in that thing, bro, they can't even pull the fucking feathers out of it, dog, throw that shit in the garbage, bro, eat some vegetables, fucking cook a steak or something, dude, you don't need that, like, fried, greasy shit, though, dog.

Don't ever do that shit ever again in your motherfucking life that you're living right now.

Well, well, well, look at the monkey eating a chicken.

Bitch, what the fuck are you eating, bro? They eat it like they just fucking cut that shit straight off from the fucking farm, bro. Eat some vegetables. Get healthy, motherfucker. Get some some collard greens, some black eyed peas, bro. Because, bro, why would you even go to KFC anyway, bro? Who thinks of going to KFC, bro? Just go to Popeyes, bro. Like, come on. I'd rather eat McDonald's than that, bro. Come on. Boy, you gotta do better.

Nah, I think we ain't asking the real questions here. I think the real question is, like, how much of weed you need to smoke in order to eat this shit, and, uh, yeah, that's, yeah, that's the real question.

Mirror, you should be so disgusted with yourself.

If they didn't pull the fetters out, that mean they didn't thoroughly clean the chicken But you probably thought it was extra seasoning my brother facts 100

YOU CAN TAKE THE MONKEY OUTTA JUNGLE BUT CAN'T TAKE THE JUNGLE OUT THE MONKEY

Well, I swear to God, this has made me not want to eat chicken ever again in my life, like, what in the fuck? Hell no. I hate to even see one piece of fucking chicken hair on a chicken. Like, I know damn sure nobody eats chicken with the feathers still up there. Oh, no, God, come on, please. Why you gotta do that? Oh, my God.