Nah, for real, I would rather get trapped on a random planet. Cause, I don't know, you know, getting trapped on another planet, you could detect whether it's livable, whether there's life on there, whether there's aliens. I mean, honestly, it would be hella cool to, like, just check the shit out, like, you know, get more info on it.

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First of all, what kind of damn question is this? Um, I'd rather be stranded on the side of the road, obviously. Where the fuck am I gonna go? Fucking Venus? Like, what the fuck?