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the sign that gets the biggest side eye from me. Bitch has to be Capricorns. They will make you fall in love with them. And as soon as they're done with you, they act like you're dead. That's a Batman villain in disguise. And no one can convince me otherwise, bitch.
Gemini, Gemini, batshit crazy Gemini, if you're not loving, you're hateful. If you don't want to be touched, you want to be cuddling. Will you ever make up your fucking mind Gemini? Do you ever stop talking?
Well, I'm a Gemini and I will have to say this to you. I love being a Gemini because we're the most awesomest sign ever. You must be a Scorpio. Hell, that's what that is. That's all that is. All I know. Yeah, I'm a Gemini.
I mean honey, you're so right. And as a gay girl who is now dating a Capricorn woman, oh no honey, please tell me I'm in for something better than I had.
I would have to say Gemini because Gemini can sit in your face and talk behind your back to your friends and family and then don't expect to think that you know already, no bitch I'm just keeping you close because you're my enemy and I didn't know what the fuck you got going on.
This is hilarious. From a true Capricorn. But there's a caveat. We don't just get done with people. Usually it's after you have, you know, crossed several lines and broken several lines.
Virgo men, bottom of the barrel. But the worst is cancer men, garbage. This is coming from a cancer woman, terrible, both of them. Get them out of here.
Hey hey hey, I'm a cancer, I'm a cancer, I'm a... I ain't garbage. I ain't garbage at all. I'm... No, I got a girl that's a Scorpio. We've been together for the past......three years.
So I mean not all those cancers are bad but there are some cancers that are very sneaky. I have dedicated cancer before and she was just an attention whore.
It sounds like you got your heart broken a lot by cancer and it's not wrong with you or you not finding an elevated one. That's the problem. All cancers are the same sweetheart.
All Pisces, you sure don't know how to get it wet. And when it comes to finessin', you're the king and queen. But here's the problem, your head's in the clouds. Get ready to come down, because crashing to earth is your specialty.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm a Pisces man. And you know what I mean, to be honest, yeah, we do know how to get it wet. We know how to woo you. I mean, like, don't be mad at us because we know how to do it. You're supposed to be swept off your feet. It's all the seduction.
cancer 100% cancer two of my exes are cancers I'm a Capricorn the second cancer that I dated actually gaslit me into thinking he was a Gemini the entire time we were together for three years and he turned out to be a fucking cancer
Wait, the entire three years you thought he was... did he lie about his birthday? I'm sorry, ADHD, I forgot which two you said, but are they even close to each other? What?
Cancer for god sakes if you don't quit crying over every damn thing people are about to think you're weak. Bossa, you're not some little baby crab on the beach, you're a king crab from the deep deep sea baby you got claws.