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Tell me why my dog is cuter than everyone else's dog.
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First I need to tell me why I love my fucking Albert Einstein if he was a dog with fucking STDs HIV fuck it crabs look at all that shit that looks disgusting
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How about leave my fucking dog alone, you fucking prick?
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About you asked text dad about your ass take that shit through fucking dumpster and never see it again that shit is fuck you That shit is hideous
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I'ma have my dog **** you. I'm not playing.
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Yo you get that shit close to me now I'm kicking the fuck out of it fucking or a fat sausage ass naked red ugly ass dog
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Bro, I'm telling you now, kick my dog, I'm kicking the fuck out of you.
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That dog scared the shit out of me bro like I'm like I'm I feel like crying like I'm I'm the industrious Like kill that dog throw that dog in the dumpster bro. It don't belong on earth Like that shit is a whole fucking alien
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Nah, cuz Albert Einstein got it.
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Oh my god like If I see that thing it does we I'm a woman for my life like I'm so thankful. Bully!
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My boy, that dog only a fuck get that shit out of here, Bert. Hehehe, Bert, that ugly shit dog, Bert. I bet it's stink too
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Oogre, you need to put that dog down. We look just combobulated.
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Dog looks like my penis.
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Bro, you need to get that shit checked out.
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That's nasty.
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Bro, that is disgusting bro. Go to the emergency room immediately.
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I think it's a little too late. It's starting to grow pores on it. We're like, you know barnacles. Yeah
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I think it's too late, it's starting to grow barnacles on it.
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No I'm not you go holy barnacles is crazy
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So it was like your hair just going on the side like a lion's mane and what?
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I don't like that, but also, like, the tip is mangled, and they started to grow barnacles on it.
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Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, the penis must be ugly as hell then, stop folk.
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That's crazy.
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Now you should tell your doctor to back the fuck up, because it's killing me with all the cuteness, like my heart's gonna die from a cuteness attack, like you know better. You'll know better!
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Yo, where are my mother? Next person I see that do this stupid fucking dog shit?
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I feel you. I feel you on that.
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SHUT UP!
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Meow. Meow.
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Buk Buk Buk!
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Relatable bro. I 100% agree
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Family S них
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It's me to your dog because your dog is fucking. If that dog sewed up at my doorstep, I would pull out a gun and shoot myself in the brains!
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Tell me why you lie to yourself. How about you tell me that?
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You should put it down. It's suffering, clearly.
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My dog's not suffering. He's healthy. Um, I don't know what you guys are talking about. You guys are all haters.
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Haters? What the fuck do you mean haters? That thing looks like it came out the dinosaurate. Shit's so old it makes you look young.
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um i'm getting sick of you already my dog's okay okay he's healthy he's not from the dinosaur age I know where you got that from but yeah he's healthy
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I'm to my calculation the guys he is suffering
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I'm drooling. It's a bottom-up. Buh-uh. Ha-ha-ha-ha. drivers meant not okay
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Get that shit off my screen!
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Bro, whoever told you that that dog is cute, they're lying to you because that fucking dog's eyes are going two different directions like, it looks like it got STDs and everything. that fucking dog down or something.
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