Of course it is real who was supposed to get under a tree my parents just ask no of course not since it's 100% real I would know I'm best friends with Brava

Of course, Santa Real. I was fuckin' a bitch. What's her name? Mrs. Claus? Yes, Mrs. Claus. I was fuckin' there. I forgot her name and shit. She wasn't really that good at it, which she did.

Man senseless so real I'm about how to go to North Pole one time do I get my tire fixed so that fat man Santaolalla man man sounds almost said on the man was killed me but it was a good experience

Nah bro, he's faker than my dad

Is that it's real it's on site I was on the stinkiest call right back in his face and I'm getting my Lincoln like he told his ass

hell no that man fake bruh he ain't even give me no presents this year bruh You know where he left me? Nothing. Damn, he even took my family from me.

Yes, he is real. He turned into my cat while going up the chimney.

You say that Israel he made a smell in my moms room and he came in my room in the snow with me

Yes he is real and I noticed because when I went to go see if he was putting presents on the tree and he just he took me took me back with his elves and now he treats me like a slave and beat my ass

Unfortunately Santa Claus is not real because like I hate him so how are you