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Guys I need your help I am is Santa real
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Bro, I'm saying it real bro, because what other fat ass ***** is sliding down my chin on December 24th at around 12am every year and act like he don't see me. And then you go fuck up my cookies I left out like come on
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His fat ass couldn't even leave me one cookie.
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Damn, Santa come a whole day early for ya? Wow. Lucky you.
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You only the sinner is real you wanna answer I feel it send a jewski fat ass he just getting us to give him cookies and shit
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I completely agree Santa is real guys. I repeat Santa is real. That fat fuck keeps stealing my cookies and my milk.
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I completely agree.
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Bro, it's my dad. I'm sorry
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Hey, technically if it's 12 at night on December 24th, then it's actually December 25th.
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Maybe it was your mom No actually maybe you eat in your sleep maybe you ate the cookie in your sleep and gave yourself the presents into sleep because you went to the store and you bought them in your sleep when you put them there and you'll sleep when you wrap them
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That was me like all since like you were born that's my fault though you know
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Oh my fault, man. I'll be careful next time.
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Yeah, Santa is real. I catched them eating my mom's pussy last night.
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Peace, ol' fuckin' furrow right now.
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What the hell? Whoa.
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What the fuck? The same thing happened to me.
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Yes, Santa is real. I was catching him for care going up someone's chimney, but sadly his fat ass was stuck in the chimney. It's okay though.
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Oh, I love his fat ass.
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I know you do. You've been getting more than gifts, I see. You sent a ho-ho-ho-ho!
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Oh yeah, I love not only his fat ass, but his ginormous sack.
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Yeah, I'm calling cap right there on not only your voice on a fake You said I think it was going up it's in you mean going down like make it make sense and bro More so fast it goes into blur. Have you not seen the movie?
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Going down to hell!
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Am I going fucking crazy or do I hear the PS4 start up
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Yeah he's going up the chimney cause he's got to get the fuck out
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Nah, cause Santa didn't give me my present. He talking about something. I been bad. So you know what he left me? Rocks. Rocks. You know what? I'm not gonna let his fat ass in no more. He can stay out.
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Nah, for real, fuck Santa, fuck him.
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Sorry baby girl, let's not be naughty this year and be good kids so we get our presents this year I mean, unless... You wanna keep being naughty?
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Did the song bro I don't know
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Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo! Hahaha.
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If Santa wasn't real, then who was the one that came in my room and shoved their big white-
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Personally, Black Santa's better because his bi-
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Either way Santa knows how to do it but a packet of it is not about the size of the waves by the motion of the ocean
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Sena really he's in your closet currently and he's coming to tickle you the next 24 hours, so start running daddy or wait
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Nah, I'm staying. I love when Santa comes to tickle me at night.
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Wha- Whoa. What if I was Santa? OO Mm挺
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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mhm mhm mhm mhm
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Oh this one will really get the audience riled up you know what I mean
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Yes, Santa's real, and the Easter Bunny shits out all your eggs. Every Easter.
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I love Easter Bunny shit.
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Turn on the fire pit and you'll find out if he's real next morning
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Oh, I love me some toasty scrumdillyumptious Santa Claus!
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Yum yum yum!
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Gok gok gok gok! Gok gok gok gok!
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Smash.
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I knew I wasn't the only one. Wait, Black Santa or regular Santa?
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Wait did you just what you just say white people are regular why not Mexican say not like Daniel
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