You know, I ain't gonna lie. I feel like if that dog went out in a full-on fucking sprint, your ass is going with him.

Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, r

Don't fuck with that thing.

What dog would you have to protect you? This is mine. His name is Boss. Because he acts like a boss.

Yeah, he's uh, it's quite a lovely little guy, you know, I don't know if he's more of a rougher and arfer Woofer or a barker, but you know He definitely is protecting you. They can get up to 130 pounds

Awww, look at the little puppy. Good little cat, little pig!