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Yo, who want me? I've been down this lonely road too damn long, who want me? Y'all talking about fucking me. Y'all talking about, oh, I want to write it, let me write it, bro, then do it. Like, bro, where is my, where my girlfriend at? I'm tired of being a slut. Who finna lock in with me for real? Who finna do it? I need, okay, I want y'all to give me a 15 second or whatever thesis of why I should pick you. Come on, guys, guys too, don't think it's just a girl thing. Nah, ******, I want to hear y'all best thing because I love, I'm bi, I like men too, so like, come on, come on, guys, lock in.
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Good thing I brought my library card because I am totally checking you out.
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What the hell are you talking about?
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Do you not get my pick up line? Like, like, good thing I brought my library card because I'm gonna check you out. Like, like, like.
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You good, I got it.
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Hey, hey, hey, I tried. I literally tried it. I tried!
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I got it, that shit just sucked. Like I got it, that's a very known pick-up line, but I was like, man this is stink. know.
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I mean, I have no words. All I gotta say is that is the only pickup line I know. So, like, I just had to use it, because it was the only one I knew.
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Right and then there was background music there was effort into that But that was good. That would have me giggling.
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Nah, you ate that up. You really ate that up.
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I'm kind of glad I forgot my lobby court because ain't nobody taking him out.
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How the fuck did you make that noise? Okay. That... That's weird. That's weird of me out a little bit. I never heard someone bark so dog-like. Do a pit bull for real. I like you.
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What the heeeeey?
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But I can't do a pit-ball, but I could do a cat. I could do a cat one.
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Girl you sound like a cat for real that's creepy, but that's kind of cool
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Gary I'm sorry I neglected you Oh I never expected you to run away And leave me feeling this empty Your meow right now would sound like
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Bro, sing in my ear like that.
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If you don't call me a horny ass then I got a wife you can obviously see Jade in the comment section. You can obviously see that Jade is my wife. You can obviously see that. Why are you over here? You know what I'm saying? Like I don't like to sing to her like that's why I'm singing to her. Baby, we like to infuriate
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Well, too bad. I'm gonna need a new sneaky link.
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And she ain't got a no.
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What is up with you slutty bitches, yo?
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Thanks for watching!
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a Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
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Play I don't know what I find funnier about this app the things people say is they like the captions that they're translated to because this is so thanks for watching
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Literally so inspirational. So inspirational. Thank you. Thank you so much.
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You know I really want CoryxKenshin to make another spooky scary Sunday
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Not like that's actual facts.
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No for real because he really supposed another one it's been like way too many Sundays have passed I goddamn bro
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I want that too I want that too
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Yeah yeah that's pretty good pretty thing you didn't come on while you promote you I'm a fucking you hit me up text me I want you
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See you're the one asking the real questions like who cares who are right me right me right me know where are the Corey Kesha please post a video like the stereo users want it
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No, I'm telling you Corey Kenchens sucks.
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I just feel like he's always slackin bro every Sunday it's always oh I'm a post next Sunday 10 months fucking later What the fuck?
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Isn't Corey extension dead?
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He's like before like the fucking best YouTuber like anybody you can't freaking beat him bro like he's a photo poses he couldn't forgive me because you like it when you do that is it bro
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Right, priority straight.
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She said, hola, como estas? I said I'm here for you.
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Doe-ee-riz.
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If you want me, I want you immediately. If you want me, I want you immediately. Fast. ASAP. No Rocky. Please.
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You ate that up.
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Excuse me? It's me bro.
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Do you it's always you met a lot of people but nobody is it looking so please though
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bro are you good or something?
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Hold up, hold up, I'm gonna turn into Taylor Swift real quick. It's me! Hi! I'm the problem with me
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Bro, not even your fucking mom wants you, bro. You're fucking bugging.
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Hey, I want him. Pause.
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No, unpause.
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Yo who's talking to you bro? With no-ie de dais
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Fuck a cute as hell respectfully, of course, because that's your little course no homo cuz I brought look at him
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Girl, no, he ain't even that cute.
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Why you want my dick like bro, can you please let me cook please? Like bro, if she want me she want me why why you gotta intervene? Bro, cod blockers, cod blockers piss me off bro. Please let me cook. Love you.
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I'm not, that was a joke. Not really ugly, but um, I was just saying that and because, why not, I'm bored and um, you, I bet you pulled a lot so I just shat that.
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I actually don't pull a lot at all. I've been in one relationship, and that started last year. And I don't get shit in real life. I kinda only get like Instagram likes and shit. Which is like 60 or some shit like that. I'm not a...
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I never believed in... Damn! You so funny, you made me forget my fucking pick-up line. God... Damn...
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We should make out we should really make out
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It really read my mind. Like, our chemistry is actually so intense that we're telepathically connected.
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I'm trying to telepathically eat it from the back so like if you feel something in down there is me is me.
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Give her a scream my man my man my man to loud because guess what he's a little he's literally mine
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Return to this conversation when you don't sound like you're literally in third grade. It's not a cute look, girl.
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Yo, Tilon Bae. Yo, Tilon. Yo, yo. Whoa, bro. Whoa. Tilon my wife. Tilon my wife. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Yo, listen, listen, listen. I was drunk when we... I was drunk. I... Listen, I was drunk. I was... Listen, I was drunk, bro. Don't know
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I'm just saying I don't know how to respond to that, but what I said was a response. it's not the response you wanted or liked does not mean it wasn't a response.
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