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I'm desperate, please, and anybody, please, and anybody, I'm desperate, I need a girlfriend, bro. I need a girlfriend.
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There's plenty of kitty in the sea. Like, you're trying to find the girlfriend on here? That's crazy!
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Um, I'm not trying to find my girlfriend on here. Um, you know, I don't like that type of stuff. So, yeah.
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Yeah, bro, it's really easy. Just go to an elementary school, pick one out, you feel me? Slap the bitch in your backpack.
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Yeah, bro, I see bars and, uh, state food and prison in your life. Really? Come on, brah. You fucking sick, brah.
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Ayo, bro, thank you for your advice. I'm gonna go do that right now
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It's gotta be a joke.
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yo this ain't a joke my cat needs mad bitches why the fuck are you jumping on my bed mr down like that's how true it is bro my cat right here come here boy i'm gonna eat your ass later
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Bro, come on bro, you just said to your pet cat that was purring like this, anyways, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, you said you was gonna eat your cat, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, you're gonna eat it from the back, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, you're gonna eat that Cadillac, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, eat it all like a lap.
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Well, listen, Pookie, if you want that, you need to be, like, showing your abs or showing at least your face, not this damn cat. Ain't nobody want to see your cat and be like, oh, yep, this the one.
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Okay then show us your body let's see what you look like
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Wtf??? 😭 I’m not out here asking for bitches
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I know I just like to mess with people like this to get the reaction it's very funny what they say
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Bro, I ain't trying to get girls. I'm trying to get to cast some bitches. The fuck? Come here, Pookie. Come here. Come here, Mr. Down Syndrome.
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Ah! Bikini's so cute! Bikini's so cute! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
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I don't know what you expected from this post. I don't really know what your brain was telling you when you posted this. I don't know if you were even in your own body when you posted this, but you ain't gonna get a girlfriend if you can't even show your face. Especially on this app. You gotta be fucking desperate, I'm sorry. You on this app asking for a girlfriend? That is fucking wild. That's fucking wild.
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O plus bozo plus ratio. Get back.
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Who are you even talking to, bruh? You sound fucking wild, bruh. Like, I don't even know what the fuck you're saying.
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Obuzo plus ratio, goodbye.
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okay i'm so sorry to say this to you but why are you asking for a girl online man like okay like i understand you need a girlfriend you're desperate but like don't ask online like look for people you know irl like you know what if like what if someone's catfishing you what if they're like an old grandma trying to like fucking rape you like you never know bro just like try looking for someone in your life that's all i'm gonna say
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yo bro i'm not asking for women my cat needs some bitches bro my cat needs my cat needs some fucking baggies bro so like you trying to hook him up or not
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No I think you just need to go outside man I think the dog I think the less you stress about women the more you gain women I feel like oh no he doesn't it's just need to start worrying about that shit man get your bread up because you like to see you doing right now so female complainers I need a girlfriend like come on man don't do that shit man
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I like this right here. Yeah, I really do. Yeah, this is this is cool, man. Anybody else that will hate on this dude right here? I will bitch slap the shit out of you because this dude just told this dude some real shit, man. Good going, bro.
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If there's a salad on the table, eat it, you dumb bitch! I don't need no salad, biatch! I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I
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I'm not a bitch. I'm not a bitch. I'm not a bitch. I'm not a bitch. That shit was fucking hard.
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Nah, cuz why everyone telling me I'm fucking I'll give me a sec my fucking my fucking headache Ah, I my back. Why is everyone saying I'm fucking emo. I'm not emo. I'm just trying girl. Am I here leave me alone by that
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