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Um, rate me one out of ten. I know this is gonna be horrible. Give me your worst. Just tell me the honest truth. Yeah.
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You look like you wear cat ears to bed and say meow. Go fuck
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Samsung on a dresser. Now.
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Bro, what did I even do? I just put- What did I even do? My grades are good, Mom, I'm sorry. Why are you taking my phone away? What the fuck?
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Oh
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There is the grandma here and I just wanted to say do what your mom says
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You look like a beer furry. And that hair is horrendous. I wouldn't go out in public with my hair looking like that, actually. But I really hope you can help, because you need it.
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Shorty trippin on my fucking mama. Uh, your hair look fine. It's just curly. Um Trippin like fuck. I really feel like it's just his nose for real.
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You're right, my hair is incredible. I don't give a fuck what people say. I had just gotten off a shift from work, so it was kinda fucky. But you're right, my nose is ass. I got that Italian- I got them Italian jeans on, god. That shit is annoying. Yup.
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Now I don't even think it's your nose completely. I think it's just like the angle from the picture. It's making it look bigger than it seems. Like, you feel me? Like, it is really not.
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I don't like anything about this photo it's it's just terrible it just don't just stop no saddle bro zero
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My bad, bro. I expected like ones do's not a zero goddamn My bad, bro. I just won't post again.
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I'm sorry I had to do you like that. I'll give you a one. But hey hey hey. It's just probably because you're not my type. So you know what I'm saying? There's other people out there for you. They're searching.
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I got a girlfriend, don't worry. I was just joking. I don't give a fuck. You can say whatever you want. That was funny though.
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Oh, okay, she said that. Then damn, you ugly as fuck! God damn! Shit, god damn! The eyebrows don't even, they're not even working. And did you dye your hair? Like, why would you dye your hair? That's not a good look. Like, whoop whoop.
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Lot of people don't believe this but um my hair is actually completely natural so uh suck it
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Dye it black. Right the second. I don't understand. How could you have different colored eyebrows than your hair? Or your hair different than your eyebrows? Just... Brrrr.
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They used to be blonde. I know it makes no sense. I- th- th- they- I swear to God. It's... The funniest- the goofiest thing, but like... Yeah.
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That is that's crazy. You're telling me your eyebrows used to be blind and they turn black. That is that is that is impossible.
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All I wanted was you!
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You know that dude from Ratatouille where the rat would control his hair to make him cook good? You look like him.
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Boy Adelaide chicken little I'm on your ass
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Be for verb, bro. How many schooltimes you shot up?
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Yo Jordan, I'ma be honest, I think he lost count when he hit five.
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Um, you cute, you just need like a, like a curl routine for your hair maybe? Um, I'll give you like a 5.5.
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Okay, but honestly you do have potential so Yeah, that's all I'm gonna say honestly, I'm not gonna rate you cuz I think that speaks for itself
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