Alright check me right? So imagine this alright, you wake up one morning and you just swap bodies with some girl, some random girl you ain't even know her right? Like on some freaky friday type shit. Alright tell me right now what is the first thing you are doing and don't fucking lie to me because if you say some bullshit like oh i'm gonna go hang out with the girls or whatever i don't care we all know as men there's like three things we would do alright i want to know which one are you picking?

Suicide.

Well first I want to feel my boobies like put my hands, grab on them, gently massage them, twist my nipples and second put my fingers on my pussy and start

letting the homies hit idc