Happy New Year, Daddy. I really, really miss you. Mommy says you went to the store to get milk. Anyways, I'm failing all my classes, and Mommy hits me very frequently.

I don't know. Yadadadada!

Take that makeup off right now!

Yo, what the fuck is wrong with you? Yo, first of all, you look fucking suicidal. You look emo as shit and lesbian. We're not gonna talk about that. Second of all, what the fuck did you put in your caption, bro? Take that shit off.

Delete the caption, do everything, and don't come back on this freaking app.

well i'm not even trying to be rude right now but like willing to let me hear blend out the fucking tops of your eyeshadow because it looks like you got a black eye and it's turned purple