HELL NAW ***** YO ASS

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Man, I ain't listening to none of what your horny ass saying, bruh. You probably got red lights on, my *****. Like, put your horny ass on Pornhub, bro. This is not where it's at, my *****. Like, go on TikTok, bro. Like, what the fuck? You probably get no bitches, bro, because that's all you want, ass and titties. Ass and titties, bro. What the fuck, bro? Like, is there a hi, a hello? How was your day, *****? ***** just say ass and titties, bro.

Listen, bucko, alright, I'mma let you have that one, right? But next time you say some crazy shit after this, after I put this bitch on, uh, you say some crazy shit, I'mma get on your ass, lil' wae. Your lil' dumbass, *****. I should've smacked the shit out your lil' dumbass through the screen with your lil' dumbass and your bitch ass, *****. But first of all, I'm not the horny *****. You're the horny ***** responding under a bitch post that you don't even know you got this app on for TikTok, *****. This is- this is a TikTok bitch, and you're responding to-

My *****, you are funny as fuck, bro. I ain't even finna talk no more, I can't talk to a ***** who get a hard-on over a girl you don't know, bro. Like, it's almost 3 o'clock, I'm not hearing anything you're saying, bro. At this point, horniness is on your mind. I don't got time for that.

My *****, you talking all this shit, bro You might as well go slit in her DMs and do what you gotta do I don't want to hear a grown ass ***** in the comments talking about some ass and titties in front of her page, bro Like she's looking at this shit already. My *****, do what you gotta do, you know I can't hear this shit at 3am, my *****, like tight shit, my *****

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Y'all ass sound like if them sex Instagram bots could fucking talk, *****. Get your lame ass on, *****. Nobody give a fuck what the fuck you feeling like, *****. Fuck you feeling great, *****. Fuck you, *****. This bitch having a whole conversation with herself like somebody, like, tell bitch ass something, God, *****.

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First of all, lil *****, who the fuck a lil *****? You ain't gon' lil ***** me, I'm dad, *****. And fuck you, fuck you, fuck your auntie, I'll smack the shit out that hoe, *****. Who the fuck is we talkin' to? I'm dad, *****. I don't know who the fuck you callin' lil bro, but I'll smack the shit out your unarmed ass auntie, *****. Yo, auntie has no arms, bitch. She can't even pick up spaghetti noodles, bitch. She has to use her fuckin' toes. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

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It's not a lie. She is actually pretty. You have different eyes than she does. And she's not rude.

Yo, Chris, my boy! We got the same name! So I'm gonna have to back you up here. That bitch is ugly as a hell. Ugly as a hell is absolutely... Yeah, nah, I didn't mean to say that. She's ugly as a motherfucker. I'm not even gonna cap. She, like, it's rude to lie to her, but, like... She's mad ugly. She doesn't get a 1. She gets a 0.000. Like, she's ass. Like, stop lying.

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Hey, I heard all ****** named Chris are some bitches, I'm just sayin'.

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Low-key, that was exactly what I was thinking.

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Sugar coating at its finest.

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Bro, y'all are about horny as shit, but mine better, I respect it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You are a fucking loser oh god

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