Such a white bimbo slutty ass did something with that shit bro shut your dumb ass up cause you sound mad stupid right now I don't want to hear nothing that it means from your dumb ass mouth. Keep it shut and move on.

Uh, why the fuck you so pressed bro? Relax Jesus Christ. It's not that deep Jesus fucking Christ wake up on the wrong side of the bed

Nobody's pressed, but you just sound straight dumb, like straight stupid, where are two of my beds? I don't wanna hear your voice, that shit sounds stupid as fuck too, give me a headache, low-key.

Nah, cause you're out here getting crazy over nothing, I was just congratulating her, like what the fuck is wrong with that?

This how you on my dick right now. You dick riding bro. Zip up my pants when you finish.

Dude, what the fuck are you even talking about? There wouldn't even be a dick to ride. You're like one centimeter, bro

That's like every basic girl's comeback. You got no dick, you got no dick, well bitch you fat as fuck and you got no ******. The fuck? Bro, every single girl says that shit, bro. Like, okay, what the fuck am I supposed to fucking say to that shit? Like, y'all ****** are just dick riding like crazy, bro.

You know, instead of commenting back, maybe you should get yourself some bitches. Lonely ass motherfucker. Maybe that's why you're so salty. You just ain't got no hoes, no pussy, and your dick's small as fuck, so who cares if it's basic? Alright? Jesus Christ.

And you got these long ass responses like, Aw, you taking the time out of your day to respond to me?

I ain't listenin' to all that. I don't got the time. Anywho, yo, yo, yo, you think I can smell it from through the screen? Goddammit.

I'll just do myself at that point.

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Jelly beans for the beach. Oh, it's really means gonna be on your Defend me like lupa lupa do buddy do we have a hanker just for you

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No! No! Even if you eat him like a little jelly belly jelly beans, ooh, what flavor is this? No! Okay, I'm good now.