Oh god man tell me why I caught this ***** trying to eat some fucking Girl Scout cookies in the back of fucking CVS my ***** I told that ***** to go inside that fucking store and get a prescription of my dick for his mother my ***** He just ugly as shit my ***** just dirty as hell my ***** he losing towards everybody

Bro you still talking bruh? You fat ass fuck! You ain't pulling anybody bro! What are you talking about? You can't even see your dick! You fat ass fuck! Your stomach sticks out further than your fucking dick dude. That's called diggy dude you fucking fat ass bitch.

I just said that man again. I literally just said that man Come on with your own jokes. You look ugly ass *****, man. You ugly as shit, man You're you're fucking this on my ***** like come on bro. Do better do better do better, bro

Man, yo ass almost got left in the fucking street cause you was just an ugly ass fuck when you was a little baby. Yo fucking dad left you, he knows how fucking ugly you was, bruh. Your mama close to leaving you, bruh. I'm just saying, like, she be telling me and shit, so. Just get ready for that.

Speaking of fathers man didn't your fucking father get cut up by the fucking cartel your own people cuz they need to try to steal Fucking five dollars out of fucking wall work look fat ass nasty ass ***** man like fuck you bruh.

Man, Darius O'Dad get fucking killed by his own people with his fucking African tribe. You fucking fat Nick bitch.

Hey big bruh, I ain't gonna lie to you. I don't know which one is your dad But I think I saw that ***** on fucking Seaguar cuz you know all you Mexicans kind of look the fucking same so like My bad big bruh, but they they that ***** head is off his fucking shoulders

Hey bruh, I don't know which one is your fucking dad, cause you don't fucking got one. There be hella ****** tryna fuck with your mother. Even me, I'm one of them. High five, buddy.

too late for a ***** i heard a carter about your mother but best believe me to tell her ass that i need my fucking child support money back bruh you are not my son i do not claim you i still want to fuck her on the side though you know eating between them legs while i cook her eggs and want you know what i'm saying my *****

Man, can you tell your mother to stop fucking texting me bro? Like I already got your sister, I already got your grandma, and I got your auntie bro. Like tell her she could wait though. I got hella bitches in line. That's your family.

Motherfucker, I already know respond to this, you finna flame my shit, but that shit was heaven.

I'm scared of you after that one. You got that one.

Bro, what the hell did I just enter heaven?

Dude, just let me into fucking heaven.

No notice how you what are the fuck that was my call Rose can you talk like a discordant like what if I guess on a face like that shut up

You thought you ate that with those sparkles? Well I'm on yo! La la la la, la la la la, la la la la Had å!

Bro like get off my dick bro. I'm really finna get in yo ass. Yo ass look like a

****** sound like you got nudge yo glasses up every time you speak head ass ***** I met yo grandpa wearing his cash, get ass kicks ***** Get the fuck out of here, I'm coming for everybody

My ***** you got me like this

I mean, I really don't know how else to respond to this, but...

Play this on two times replay. This is so fucking funny.

I don't know why you talking you fat as fuck and you ugly as fuck Why the fuck you got your Instagram in your bio when no one's gonna follow your ugly eyes with your fat ass you fucking ugly bitch As you discuss in whore

You're the one who's asking people for roast sessions? Man, you just a ****** bruh. I'm not arguing with your ass. And why you looking at my profile? You're just weird.

Right, I'm asking for a roast session, that's why I'm roasting you back. Like, do you not know what that shit is? You fucking dumbass.

I do you big bitch

I don't wanna hear what your black ass looking like an Jemima bitch a bitch a fucking a great grandma was foggy here it's a nurse is dirty as monkey

The random racism is it while raining

Are you Black Sur? Go suck your mother pussy hole you blood clot. Go snap your neck you pussy clout you.

Man, shut up, *****. Didn't anybody tell you this was an all white party?

I hope yo ass die. I ain't roasting, I'm coming for you. I hope yo grandma get vagina cancer, bitch.

Bro, you sound like your ears can scoop pudding.

I'm a buried boy, you like to **** trees for fun.

The only reason you're saying this is because you're insecure of your body, you probably built like a robot's character.

Do like a eye binder monkey you be like a Spiderman that you be like above Liz ***** you be like a scrawny gorilla dumb ass ***** you be like a tropical fish and I get you be like a that expired you be like a alligator you feel like a mutated crocodile you stupid

I wasn't even replying to dumb ass

It's called a real session for a reason.

Country girl dudes

So, come here now, we're about to get to the pack in the pack, and the dick in the back, and the floor, and the floor, and the diva, and the bop, and the women, women, women, women, women, women, you dirty shit! Look at your haircut, boy! You got a plan for a zombie smack on your head, you ugly shit! Judge O'Nancy, you got that ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch here, come on, not in our frill, though you really thought I wasn't gonna get to the heck in-

You sound like your whole personality is based off of being Texan. Yee-haw!

Boy, shut your motherfucking Mr. Gravy headass looking to shut the fuck up. Cause I'm telling you like, let me fucking tell you like, ain't no fucking way your lips that motherfucking plump in real life. I already know people with that motherfucking haircut got thin ass motherfucking chicken noodle lips. I know you ain't got it.

Damn, that's crazy. Not me personally. I will never take that

No fucking club but your fucking monkey fucking watermelon Munchery fucking Kool-Aid muncher