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Tell me something about your crush. It could be anyone. I don't care if it's like school or not. But for me, I'm like off and on with these two guys. And then we were talking, but then he keeps giving me mixed feelings. Like he was tapping my head, but then like one moment he's tapping my head, but then the next moment he's roasting me. Like when I'm eating tap in my head, he was like flirting with me. So yeah.
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I was definitely gonna come at me about this because I didn't even catch this student's name but he was working at Baskin Robbins about a month ago when I went in. And he was so hot and we both obviously liked each other. And it was so embarrassing and but he was so hot, like what I wouldn't do to see him again. I'm so sorry.
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Girl, you should've shot your shot. You should be like, can I get your number or your snap? But you're like, can I get this flavor? Can I get vanilla with a topping of your snap? Okay, bye.
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Man, you talk fast as fuck.
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brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Psalm
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But fuck you, talk so damn fast! Girl was like, I'mna, I'mna, I'mna, I'mna, I'mna He so hot, I'mna, I'mna, I'mna, I'mna 思考订订 maya chok nous
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What what the fuck
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Damn, slow the fuck down! Holy shit, you could probably recite the... That one verse with NNM. Damn!
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I'm always wrapping faster than Eminem. What the f-
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Oh I don't think I took that as though
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Hear me out seduction if you want to get the man you want seduction the art of seduction look it up
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SCREAM Chorus
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The, like my crush is my boyfriend. He is the leader of a gang. He's in a bunch of gangs. He's on house arrest. He's the town plug.
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He rob the gas station broke into a bunch of cars and just to shoot guns do gang violence broken a house this weekend but Carrie base about to beat a crackhead
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Girl, um, your boyfriend is a whole different idea.
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Bitch, there's a difference between a crush and a boyfriend. What the fuck? What's the point of this? Dumbass bitch. I swear, white people piss me off, bruh.
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For I hate white people.
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finally someone agrees I hate white people too even though I am one fuck crackers
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Them damn crackers.
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Uh, weird place, but okay.
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You and the other reason boys do not take their girlfriends when they solar bitches you don't told the world with that man do as soon as you say his name he's going to jail
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When I first looked at the captions for this, I thought it was going to be super cute. That escalated very quickly.
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This is not the flex you think it is. I'm being serious.
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Show my crush she was so fucking fine like so fucking fine anyways she moved and I have I didn't even get to talk to him because I was freaking shy at a point and I still like them to this day is so fine
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Oh yeah.
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So my crush didn't know I had her at it and she sent me a picture of her cooch. Yup. I'll be mommy today but like for like two hours I ain't gonna cut.
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Dayo, you sound like you nine and you already getting the- and you are getting the pics.
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I'm actually 13 going on 14 for your information young lady. I'll beat the fuck out your little ass. I don't know who the fuck you thought you were talking to
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Not gonna lie if it wasn't for your little icon, I would have thought you was a little girl
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Man, these little kids are at it again. Oh, no. Get off that please.
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Brother, we can barely hear you.
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Sheer you sound like you find it I'm not getting the pics
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My fault mommy our gosh is this big black boy named Jane keep me getting me hard and shit like his soul So fine
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Share Jay you keep talking you keep getting me hard shit
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Nah, you 13? How the fuck? Nah, y'all wild.
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I got like four years on this man and he's getting more action than me. What the hell?
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My crush is my girlfriend, she's so fine, we like the same foods, we like the same animes, Maybe we be cuddling in a fucking bed watching spy family together
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Got me jealous. No cuz like I wish I had that for real
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My crush is actually a tree and the reason they're my crush is because whenever I see them I step on the pedal to get closer to them.
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Get it, I guess.
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My crush's name begins with a K, ends in an E, has the last name Langhorn, and I wanna fuck this shit out of them, bruh.
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What?
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I don't know if you thought you were about it or what, but it's what is going on.
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What the hell?
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She's got a restraining order on me.
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What... what the fuck did you do?
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I am miss must be like an ex crush damn it be like that for you I really feel you on that
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Bro is playing with my feelings on God. I'm just a side hoe. I don't wanna fuck with nobody like in an actual relationship on God. But, just a hoe. And he's big dick. That's all.
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Bro, he threw a place with my feelings too like last week. He was like flirting with me and then Like the next day he's like being mean to me so I get you girl. I get you.
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But I definitely know side hoe.
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Bay are you like ten? You sound really young. You sound really really young really young
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bruh he she's oh i have multiples so i can't say anything but they're all so freaking nice to me and they ain't if i come
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A or J, R and G. Okay, J is tall, he plays baseball and he's mixed.
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