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Me La Pelan Putos
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Man, yacht tripping over them cats, them bitches again annoying like ew, imagine yourself living a house with twelve dozen cats? Ew, imagine them bitches get fleas, ew, it just gives me a chill thinking body, like ew no I'm gonna have chicken cause you know, I'm about to ranch alive And I'm supposed to get free, like, the bark? But anyways, like, I never choose a cat's like, Uh-oh, let me just, uh-
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AND THINK ABT ALL THE FUCKING KITTEN LITTER U GOTTA CLEAN FUCK NO
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But now for real, if you got a tall dozen cats bro, The motherfuckers gonna be shitting everywhere bro, like, what the fuck?
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I think you're the one tripping here because how are you about to choose like chickens over cats? Like they're ugly, they're ugly as fuck. The bitches look scary, they're about to be like feathers all around your house. And you start my fleas? Like don't be after your chickens or not about to get fleas. And what are you about to do with like so many eggs? Like you're gonna be like a million eggs every day. Like are your fat ass gonna eat them all by yourself? Like don't even try to lie. Like you're gonna have like nothing to do with them. And if you're gonna try to sell them all, like you're probably just gonna have so many all at once. You're not even gonna be able to sell them before you get more. Like, me and Emma's supply are just like,
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You're literally gonna have like nothing to do with these eggs and I don't even know if I already mentioned this but like there's gonna be a lot of stuff. You know, I'm like, not like just walking all around your house with a like a lay-ass like feet and shit like, I mean look at this, feel like, oh my god that shit is scary. Holy fuck, they just look scary in general and I'm not about it. I'm not about it. I don't even come with him 30 feet of a fucking chicken. Maybe I like a chick, but not a chicken. How much you just stole?
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Bro, you actin' like chickens aren't about a poop. Like, like you're back here on this is gonna be filled like, just like an entire, just layer of poop. Like you're not even about to be stepping on like actual grass, you're just gonna be stepping on like a whole layer of poop. It's gonna just be like dirt because it's just poop everywhere. And how are you... And cats are just like so cute. Cats are so cute. But you'd rather choose like a fucking chicken. It's not fucking scary, like you just imagine the looks like seen them at night, versus like a cat. And those would just, they're gonna try to fight you.
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Boy, ain't nobody's give a chicken plus I could just build a chicken coop and stay outside like I could build a beach I had chicken coop and chicken coop and yeah, I normally spend money like on their food But I'm gonna get the money back with the eggs that I could sell and plus I could eat some And the cats just buy them food, feed them daily, clean the litter box and buy new litter And plus, even if you leave them outside, or you-
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And even if you leave the cats outside, they're gonna be meowing and meowing and meowing and meowing till you feed them and inside the house too. And if they can't feed you, that's just disgusting. You gotta be insane. Actually, you choose fucking cats instead of chickens. You're fucking stupid. You're gonna waste money on that shit and you're not gonna get money back. You're stupid, you gotta think.
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Okay, so first of all, I would not be wasting my money on this. We are not spending money. If I had to choose, I would choose the chickens. Because chickens are ugly, and that's enough for me to choose cats. But you acting like chickens aren't gonna be allowed to spend. Like chickens are gonna be so, so loud. They're gonna be like, beckoning, like screaming, like outside. And you're, oh, you're gonna need to feed them too. So we act like, like, you're gonna have to get like a whole, like, den, like, like, you know, those like, chicken coop things. So you're gonna have to spend a lot more money on all the chickens and
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Bitch, what do you mean you're just gonna build a chicken coop? Like who said you know how to build a chicken coop? Like there's just no way you're just gonna wake up when they're just knowing how to build a chicken coop. Like you're gonna have to supply the chicken coop anyway. And you're gonna have to build it right or else it's just gonna fall apart. And then you're gonna have to spend even more money building another one. And that's just more time and just like process and it's just like learning and money. So, exactly.
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Alright first of all, I don't know why the fuck you over here pressing me over some fucking chickens and cats I'm saying like you just imagine how much shit this be like fucking everywhere, bro I don't know who the fuck you talking to I'm just saying like Brent
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Chicken so they don't know how to buy eggs cause like inflation so like I have eggs
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I would just buy or choose the most expensive cat possible then I would breed those cats and sell them over price. So I'd be like a millionaire breeding cats and selling them over value. And then when I'm done with my business, I've got a whole bunch of cats to play with.
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You know, that's a pretty good idea. I like the way you think.
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It sounds like you're having a stroke while seeing this.
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***** get of my dick I way out of breath dum ass @
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Oh I love cats with all my fucking heart like it is well I can't even speak especially those like golden hair British shorthairs I know they're fucking British but that's not the point they're fucking cute as hell and if I get 12 of those I would die OK like not actually you know what I mean
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SHE SAID 12 DOZEN that’s 144 cats girl
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No, you gotta be stupid. I'm pretty sure she just meant 12 Clarifying because a baker's dozen isn't it like 13? So like 12 dozen, you know
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I’m not the stupid one. What do you mean bakers dozen is 13? If u got 12 dozens cats each dozen is 12. You bafoon.😂so it’s 144 cats if u say just a dozen it’s just 12 goof
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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If I had failed in tripping, I would be in a farm riding on a tractor, we know we might All right.
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Um, 12 chicken so I could cook them and eat them. Yeah
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I rather have 12 dozen chickens because what will 12,000 cats feed, bruh? I need to eat those chickens bro.
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This is a very interesting question because both seem like a lot to take care of. The chickens are loud and cats are sometimes loud and cats are cuter. The chickens have more benefits. I mean you get food out of them, you know what I'm saying? I love myself some good cats, but I can't have it to many cats, but I actually kill me.
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Probably chickens because 144 cats is actually insane. It would probably drive me insane. at least with chickens, I could eat them and never have to leave my house. So, chickens.
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Dude chickens dog you put them in a fucking tube! What? What? What? What?
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Goodbye I just realized it says tube instead of coop 💀💀
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