Yo, so I'm trying to riz up this bitch. Um, I need yo pick up lines. I need help. Give me like suggestions, cuz if not I'm going with this shit. Yo, can I dress up as Spider-Man and Gwen Stacy or Beck?

Yo word, I love you like my diarrhea. I just can't hold it in

Don't use no fucking pick up lines you corny ass *****

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see I'm going to go home and eat a lot of

Okay, I got you, I got you. Are you my glasses? Because I can't see myself without you. Okay, okay, okay. Second, second, second. Are you the wind? Because you're the wind. Okay, third, third, third, third. Do you need a wheelchair? Because I bet your legs are tired from running circles through my mind. Oh, I'm too glad, I'm too good.

If it's not in person it's not meant to be so when you see her in person just make iContact and say let's go get a drink baby Fuck

I wish I was your phone, so you'd be on me all day.