You ever look at a $200 dinner bill and then realize, oh, they're starting to tipping at 18%? Nah chief, you're getting $3 on whatever change you bring back.

You sounded extremely frugal.

This is me whenever someone's like, we need to talk through text. That's my face right after reading it just... Bruh, what the fuck?

I'm making that face like, damn. What the fuck is going on? I'm having these fucking dreams, bad dreams. Wake me up man.

The look that the man gives you when you walk in in a pair of booty, booty, booty shorts.

Yeah I just I don't tip because they don't deserve it so like fuck off you kidding me oh cool you brought me my food thanks yeah you ain't getting any more money the fuck your poor hands yeah I don't care dude are you kidding right Yeah you did a lot for me thanks wow you brought food and asked me what food I wanted cool so dumb dude