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So I bought a cat last week and she's still just like hiding around my apartment. I hope she opens up to me soon, but she's been straight. I guess I'm a cat dad though. Turn up.
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I got a cat too. Hold on. You can hear him meow. MAUUAUU! MAUUAUU!
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Girl, what the fuck was that? Freaking sound like an angry, freaking dinosaur.
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Thanks for destroying my eardrums though.
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Miss, I think you confused your cat for a pterodactyl.
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How the fuck did I laugh at that shit? That's not even funny yo!
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What the fuck was that?
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That ain't no fuck yeah, what the fuck was that?
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Yo, what the heck? Is your cat possessed for over all because of what?
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Nah man, I think the cat has allergies.
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Oh, that's super cute. Um, maybe get it some catnip or some of that cat Zaza Mary Juana stuff.
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That cat what? Zaza?
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Kids as are you is how Larry is the same some kids either I never see you accolade
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Y'all ain't never heard of the Meow-is-Jawanna? I knew I wasn't tripping, I had to Google it, but it's real life. It's like, you know, it's the za za for the KitKats.
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Yo, you so fucking hot as fuck yo. What you mean, Zazu? Episode 96
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Acquire the cat, Zaw. You need some of the... You can't need some of that fucking Zaw, some of the... Wait, do they make different strands of catnip? Is that a thing?
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so just out of sheer curiosity i looked it up and uh... yeah they do
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Pass me the saw.
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Hey man, congratulations on that new cat daddy.
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Woah Rather, wohhhhh web
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Congrats.
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Shadow Oh yeah I like dogs but cats are cool I was like I'm I want to get an exotic cat
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nobody asked you what you like the conversation was about a kid Amiao, not bro for a cat, dammit.
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Oh, you like dogs? Well... Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
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Of course it's like that.
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Cats are the best and she definitely will. She's just got to get used to her surroundings. If it's a baby, just try to coddle her and come for her. If it's a big cat and she's already been in a home, then yes, you have to give her time.
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Oh man, when you get a dog fam, that'd be more fun. But good on you, good on you. Congratulations.
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That's fun. What's your cat's name?
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Why the fuck do you ask me that shit? What the fuck?
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Dude, are you sure she's asking you?
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It takes a while for cats to get used to their new environment. I definitely had the advantage of getting siblings, so at least they had each other. I don't know what I would do if it was just him by himself.
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Yeah, I just recently got a cat too. Watch, I can make it meow. Meow. Meow. Ribbit.
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Ruff.
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