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All right guys, I wanted you guys to tell me a story where it was sad in the moment, but looking back at it is kind of funny All right, I'll go first So there was this one girl. I really liked I did a bunch of shit for her. I brought her prom I bought her gifts. I did all this different type of shit. I spent time with her all the time I made sure she was okay never lonely. I even played video games there all the time I was basically the nice guy to her and you know, obviously I I hated the fact that she was alone in some classes so I made her meet my friend and start talking to him because I thought oh since they're on all different classes that she won't be alone anymore and She started liking my friend and I didn't know so I did all this different type of shit I even confessed to her that I liked her and she goes I Like your friend and I was super bummed out about it but later on she stopped liking my friend and then she started liking me and then I didn't really say anything about it. I kind of let her on, I'm not even gonna lie. But looking back at it, it's kind of funny that she started liking me after she stopped liking my friend. But I was kind of sad about that, even when she liked me. me. Like I was like, damn, I was second pick. But I think it's really funny now.
Subbo like at nine years old. I had a really bad poor addiction. Okay, and nine years old I had a bad point of this or addiction goddamn and One day I do bro. I do this what happened. I do about to forget to clear my fucking history I do I do one of these days about to do it and I did it I did it So basically one day I let a girl borrow my phone because she asked to search up on something on Google You know
Ability, ability porn. Yes, it is our blasting inside blasting all over the goddamn room, but she saw it You know that she saw it Huh her sister saw it. I've had a crush on this girl and she saw it So three people saw the porn on my phone and they showed it to me they literally showed me the porn They was literally on my phone, bro. I got scarred for life. I still remember that you face You know what I'm saying? Like they should have like 20 years ago. No, he has-
It happened 10 years ago. Like, I don't really care about the sister faces and all the little sisters and shit. I don't care about them. But my crush, my crush, all that bullshit. My crush, all that shit. The girl I was fucking wanting for like, I don't know how many years, bro. Since I was fucking 9. Like, I wanted that girl. Bad. I was down bad for her. And she just saw that porn on my phone. That shit made me fucking cry inside. It made me cry out loud, but it made me cry. So I had to make it over a lot. You know what I'm saying? I had to make it like.
So I had to make like look quickly a lot. I said like I said my cousin burned my phone in the bathroom and shit You know I'm saying so I made that lot of and and obviously they didn't believe me and shit They didn't believe me. So yeah, I look back on that moment and I freaking laugh because They look on their face. They look I was working out watching some hardcore stuff from hardcore stuff at nine years old bro they look on their face was crazy
Mean I got like another story if you want to hear it. That's not the only time I got called watching Porn on you know, Sam well, it wasn't like it was like dog like, you know what I'm saying? It was like, dark with a dog porn, you know what I'm saying? So if you want to hear that, let me know.
I'm gonna tell you a story. I forgot to sleep soon. So I'm here to this story. Well, basically one day There was on YouTube, you know say it was on YouTube all has a search up dog company another dog and yeah I was watching that to be my meeting when I was like 11 to soil or something Well, I think I was like 11 actually You know what I'm saying? So I went to school. I didn't but I know it like stayed on your like your YouTube history
So I went to school, you know, I'm saying like the same thing happened But it was my crush asked to like the question You know something I use your phone to watch YouTube because her phone was dead and she won't charge it up And so I don't know who weird you know, she went to YouTube She was being a nosy little big word and from cause it be but she was being a nosy little, you know And she saw all the dog humping, you know, and she asked me about it. She asked me about it I may act a little loud, my mom.
And I said I know what that was it got on my history and Did she believe me probably not she she probably didn't believe me, but I don't re-carry anymore That's merry Christmas, Mark. δีπől και sang Outtune. Bora.
Oh so it was just it was a dream so are used to go to a daycare in the day care lady shows you to give me like a little old milky did you know Lulu oh mil cream pies with a minimum so it was a dream and I'll put it on the couch now is my sister is watching Peppa Pig it was all in June I want to go to the web for I came by the oatmeal cookie booth
Orange soda oatmeal cookie was gone oh and I was crying I woke up on my dream I was crying so hard for me and my sister was your birthday and she woke up Tom out why are you crying I'm over here like you eat my cookie you eat my cookie you a Momo Kiki and I work air buddy my house up because it was so sad No
By the way I am I'm not actually as young as I sound I'm just tired so my voice is higher but so me and my friends are at the park once and at this point we were not mine yet and I am I am so so so while ago and so what happen was these girls came up to us and they're like oh yeah like one not a year but like actually asked to make another one
So these girls came up to us on with me and my 3333 friends sorry I am three friends and I am there like a lake wanna play fight us and of course I'm like I am heck now and they're like but like we've almost gone to jail but we want our lessons which is like vacant like a big red flag And like my friend is calling me a pussy and stuff because I want to do it again
Well that's what's called on the girl that got beat up first day so he said like OK and they said well if we if we If we like start to hurt you just tell us to stop and then we will which was also really bad blood red flag what are you is the start punching her and she's like OK enough and the girls were recording but I should be tomorrow because
Because it was like yeah whatever Was like intense and then so like she was like beat up like they punched her everywhere like everywhere but like yeah I was kind of traumatizing and then and then and then my friend was holding so her on my friend her dad works for like one of those big companies so she got so her dad got that phone for free and she just brought it to play musical
But like she refused to throw it in the grass so Chris she's like hey hey hey like I don't wanna fight and stuff like because none of us like me and her didn't want to fight on let's go her be so beat didn't want to play of course and neither did I I thought every time my friends get her I never get hurt they're always the ones getting hurt him and it's not like the exact same friends the whole time but anyways so Do you yeah I don't know no BB
So on they started beating be up in like she was protecting the phone like but it was free because her dad works for those big company so I can just walk in and be like hey give me a new phone and I'll get a new phone so like I might just throw it in the grass and she's like no so she's protecting at getting it beat up getting beat up in like they're pulling your hair and stuff so I jump on the girls back and it's like It was a whole thing we had to call the cops and stuff and was really tough
But looking back on it it's like kind of funny but like I took them home and I got them ice and I got them water and I took care of them like they were my children which was like kind of cute but anyways yeah yeah
Is this one girl's necklace but I was your name Kaliyah she said that she would you rather money next to the boy children that booty stink because he always gotta be stealing stuff right so Kelly saw she picked it up she gave it to me read said you know who this is I said oh that's my right but I took it and then and then I'll try to find her that I got in trouble for trying to prank her teacher her lesson so I'll give it back Yes
And I'm looking back at you like oh you really cry love that girl those is like my favorite snake everyone else living now is like six years old seven but now is hilarious to me and I'll be telling it to your buddy do you
So my mom went to my uncle's wedding when I was two and she brought me along with her and It was a blast by the way keep in mind. I was two at this point. So on the dance floor I asked a cute girl that was like my age to dance and she said no So I asked my mom to dance and I went back to my mom I was crying and I was really sad, but she said yeah, but yeah I was really sad at the time, but looking back at it, that was really funny.