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So guys I don't know what to do my friend told me to go get breakfast today I took out his brand new Tesla and I freaking crashed it should I tell him or should I just make up something to say a car hit me like I don't know like it was like I don't I'm scared as hell what should I do
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Bro, I ain't a lot. You gotta make some believable stories, bro. You crash somebody, a Tesla never crash. I never ever saw a crash Tesla, bro.
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Oh shit it's not very believable with the Tesla he just come to giving you know it's kind of like breaking you know cause a Tesla what does three make up with that if you crash it will how do you crash a Tesla the fuck
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How? Is it recording now? Yeah! my dick.
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You fucked. You fucked. Just a minute. You fucked.
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Like, yeah, he's fucked big time.
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Why does this feel so disingenuous yeah it look that up
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Oh you better look at the truth Siri call Little girl
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You know you do you do she get that Tesla drive off He never speak to him ever again. I literally done that to my friend. He owns a seven series I crushed it and a me and him don't speak again They she just reported it to police as it was stolen and took it car wash, wiped my fingerprints off of it and gave it to him and he never knows it was me.
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Damn! Your criminal mastermind! How your mind works! But curious though, when your friend would report you to the police, I saw him and took his car and never came back. When the police came to your house, what did you say? And how come you're not in jail? For stealing
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Tell him that a car hit you for sure
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Oh God
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Oh my god, as someone who has had a car before and I've also used my car to hit something, yeah, nah, yeah, nah, it's simple. It's really obvious when you hit something and it's obvious when you've been hit. It will get away with that. He's just dead. Have a full stop.
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Make up something to Akahi I can't hear you bro shit
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Can you get my phone? Yeah sure bro, of course that happened man. Yeah whatever you say bro. Oh, damn it.
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No I just go get your own car and re-create it but 10 times worse
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