So I was in Hawaii one day off with one of my friends and we had to come home really stoned off our minds and I decided to make some eggs well never take a shot after you've been smoking cause I deafly forgot my eggs on the stove And pass out woke up to smoke alarm beeping my outside she came running and she's like you guys could've almost died I forgot the eggs on this electric skillet and I guess when she went to go turn off everything She went to go stick the pan in the sink and the eggs exploded black eggs everywhere Ha ha ha ha I guess it's a it was better if you were there

The story of my dad getting high for the first time goes like this. He had remembered that he'd seen fried bananas once, like these fried banana pancakes. Then he got high and he was like, I can make those. But I guess he just ended up making this really gross, like, hot banana mush soup. And he said he ate it anyways. a

Damn, that sounds uh, must have been tough to clean up. But I lesson learned, just stick only to the MJ and you'll be fine. I must have been a terrible dude to deal with.

I have never experienced that but I have experience exhaustion and burning food and it's quite embarrassing or just playing oblivion and burning food yeah burning food is really embarrassing and why it is like if the house is burned down I don't know why it is but it's just like people that can't cook become immediately associated with you like you burn stuff And even if you can't cookie that one

I heard that burnt eggs though. Who burns eggs, honestly?