Story time about farts that it's better out then in college I was 1819 ever take anyways first day of sex Ed class class on the planet anyways I was sitting you know they have those plastic loose chairs that everything the noise just like echoes there's no hiding right and I remember sitting there I had to fart but I was like it is the first aid class there is no need to break the silence with a fart so I thought I'm just gonna suck a back up my butt cheeks which I know is not good for you better out then but I did because I was so bored I was terrified Is terrified anyways so I suck that bad boy up and everyone still heard it anyways it didn't feel good either if I'm being honest but everybody else heard it so no to self lesson learned valuable lesson learned that are out there and because no matter what they're going to hear it anyways and everybody farts everybody farts

Well one day I was at the grocery store hours is involuntarily's is fart is they know what I want and I want to fuck yeah I looking at me crazy as in a self check out out yeah motherfucker facts win

Hi bubba, I was like maybe 15 My younger sister she was nine and we got invited to a really really fancy friends house and We stayed over and During the breakfast, I don't know what the fuck that I ate, but It was like a rocket show. I just went When it was so loud and they'll look at me and it turned to my sister and I said baby Maybe if you want to do it, you have to go to the bathroom.

Oh man you did a reverse vacuum Sacco and then it blew up back inside your organs I'm so sorry I don't know what happened to the finals of us and I had a friend that showed in class but the only two of us knew we had his back for the short jokes never ended

Fuck yeah, I let those shits out. I fart all the time. I'm a crop tester, so you better watch out for me.