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The only one that is sick and tired of going on dates and people that look nothing like their pictures no I don't know what this is about people that lie about their pictures like they Photoshop stuff they do angles but I am so tired of going on dates and meeting a new person I'm like this is not the person I met in a crazy thing you'll be on the phone having a good conversation and they know they're lying the last person went on a date with which was like a week ago OK she look nice right and then I go on a date and she had the biggest head and is crazy because she knew she had a big head because all the angles on a picture of her like I made her hair look normal but I was like her hair is huge now I have nothing against huge head of people but I would like to know that in advance and also she was didn't look a lot like her photos it was like she didn't have it if nothing was the same really Like what is going on and it's like the third woman I've been on a date with where they don't like their photos they using angles what are these people think it's like guys that say oh I'm 6 foot and you meet them and they're 57 do you think we're gonna like magically like you it's like this is the longest sound by the road but how do you guys feel about people that live on the phones are you tired of it I sick of it is it lying is it is that a red flag
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That is so crazy. Oh my god, probably she felt like she will receive rejection from you if she was honest from the beginning maybe.
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Maybe what you wanted her to do at first was like, hey, I have a big head, can we continue this conversation, blah, blah. Then you wouldn't been so surprised when you saw her in person. So, yeah, I think that's the way it is.
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But I would say because people like to look great and only is worried about physical aspects and not personality. So at the end of the day I also find it such a waste of time.
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Dang Tatiana, that's wild. I guess that's kind of sad. I mean, why do people feel that way? I don't know why they feel like they're going to get rejected. I mean, just believe in yourself. I mean, somebody's going to like you, right? I mean, you know, I mean, I mean, you don't have this problem. But I feel like for those women, I feel like somebody's going to like you. Like, just be yourself.
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Yeah I don't say my phones always I mean I have a problem with like filters and stuff but it's just like when you look totally different from what you look like online it's crazy but yeah I get it you're saying I agree with you Tatiana for real that's a good point
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What I found is that it's always like the girls who are photoshopping their photos, because I'm bi, so when I've swiped on guys and I've met with them, they've looked the exact same as they do in their photos, and then girls look entirely different, it's crazy.
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Like I get that nobody wants to feel ugly, so they're like, you know, oh, I'm just going to Photoshop a little bit, like this one thing. And then once you get started doing it, you just like change everything. And then it'll look the same to you because you've been staring at the image for so long, but it's entirely different.
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Also you know the crazy thing is that these girls weren't even ugly like they weren't ugly women like you know what I'm saying like they just made themselves look like models I guess but they wouldn't even none of them were ugly women that's the crazy part like they weren't ugly it's even crazy
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That's wild Bella. I think the fact that people are used like learning a skill, right? Like they're learning Photoshop to like do this. It's they should just put that on their profile because like people who work in Adobe like are dope.
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Oh Bella that's oh interesting then that's crazy then you're perfect you're like perfect for this because you have both sides yes I know what the dating site is like for the guys cause I'm not I'm not buying it as much or buying that's like OK that makes sense so it is usually women that's crazy
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download any of these dating apps because I feel like if I do I'm gonna get kidnapped and like some old man's gonna be there waiting for me.
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That's funny but it's not funny but yeah it's a legit concern right download and maybe there's some old man on the other side of that model pictures whatever the crazy stuff people pick to represent them to kidnap people online
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If I go because I met an old man on a Starbucks and I thought he was a girl, I just be like, alright, you got me there. Where do you need me? I mean, I'll even put the handcuffs on, whatever.
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Yeah, it's like what do you think is gonna happen when you meet the person? Like, are you like, do you think that they're going to be so charmed by your personality that they'll overcome the fact that you lied?
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I mean literally I have the same thought process. I'm like do they think you're just Their personality is so incredible. You know, like you know what? It's okay that you're in a wheelchair It's okay that you have a really huge head. I don't know but what do they think is gonna happen?
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I've had experiences where people will straight up gaslight me and be like, well, I do look like this and if you don't like me, it's your problem. And it's like, no, you lied. That's what Photoshop is.
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Man, look, I let motherfuckers see what I look like from the beginning. It's either you're gonna fuck with me or you're not. And let's normalize meeting people, you know, FaceTime me. Like, let's normalize FaceTime.
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Yes we need to seriously we gotta normalize FaceTime because this enter this whole picture thing is to go to shady is to goofy but you are not lying need to be a FaceTime at what ages you got if you have to FaceTime before you meet right like they gotta be a thing
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Filters got filters on FaceTime too watch out
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There is literally no way for them to Photoshop or FaceTime. You know, and that's why I do FaceTime and shit before, you know, when I, you know, start conversating with people. Bye.
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Saying you are not lying Miss New Orleans I asked I asked a woman to do FaceTime recently this is like literally last week and she just stopped responding and I said this is some crap but you ain't lying you cannot photos have a FaceTime that is a fact
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That's a good ass point yeah if you stare at you said to him as long enough of yourself he said believe me you see this way like pictures of scary because they're not accurate a lot of times I feel like a great ass camera but yeah damn that's good that's so good he said so we made some really good points
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Chris, let me borrow your Photoshop account. We can make ourselves look like Greek gods.
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Like, my girl cousin, she met this guy off of a date and all his pictures of him sitting in what looks to be a chair. But he was real handsome, you know, draft-naked.
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And she went to go and meet up with him. And he was in the wheelchair. Oh my god. She was flabbergasted as fuck. She didn't know what to do.
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I'm laughing because that man is a whole asshole He was always sitting down see that's the problem people like that make day nets they give day nets a bad name That's just not a good person. Like why do you think do you think you know I'm saying? He was gonna fall in love with him in a wheelchair.
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I think that because she told him, you know, he was having me, she liked his personality. I think he thought that that would, you know.
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Right. Yeah, it's crazy because it's like she didn't even give her a chance to like him. You know what I'm saying? Because he he just automatically thought, OK, I'm in a wheelchair, so she's not going to fuck with me. But he doesn't know that. See, he was goofy for that. He probably could have got with her if you told the truth.
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