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Dreamy, that day I first saw your picture, I looked down towards your groin area and I thought I saw a dick.
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No that's OK when I first heard you brutal I swear I thought I was attending the Special Olympics meeting
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It must be boring posting soundbites and no one ever responds I mean I guess that's why they call you brutal news because your page is brutally boring I'm just joking with you love you
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Um, Hawaiian. It's come to my attention that your mother is so fat, she is a chunky wonky wobble slob. She fell downstairs and I thought, Putin nuked America.
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You are brutal your mama so stupid that when she stuck 2/4 in her ears shit and she was listening to 50 Cent and Matt Beck you're so ugly even the doctor smack shower your mama
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Listen here Chica, your mother is so old when she breast feeds, powder comes out. And my little friend, you're so ugly that when you were born, your dad asked for his money back.
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Brother you're so ugly your apology letter to the condom factory and men thing your mama so fat she wakes up in sections
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You're so funny that every time you talk you remind me of Shrek oh why don't know anybody like me I'm just a big ugly ogre
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Dreamy also stupid when someone said it was chilly outside you went and got a spoon.
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I will slap you so hard even Google maps won't even be able to locate you
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Baby, I will slap you so hard I'll knock the black rat out of you.
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Oh good so English face a pickle face the refrigerator by to do it as Midkiff a Kabuto his boss of garbage looking to build like a bar of soap with all hallway square body is all Booga boo oh are
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This is a perfect example of why you should not do lean
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That's hilarious, but but no, but I enjoyed that that that thread of y'all roasting, bro I guess it was funny, but for me nah, I'm cool cuz You know? No. No.
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W is with the mouth you I'm just playing much love you love you too
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But you know I gotta do it for fun night cause you out here looking like he going to a party the house bunny piety get my pink your phone in slang care
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Okay, I understand you hating on me, but where I draw the line is when you hate on the Lord Jesus Christ and the Easter Bunny.
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No that's not what I was saying I was just complementing y'all I do not hate on any of that I love Jesus peace be upon him
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I even said maze that means like amount like you look really good.
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And don't even try to spin it like that. You just trying to say I was sassy because I had the spirit of Easter. That's insane to me, bro. Like ****** can't be jolly in your mind, bro. That's insane.
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OK so you can wear what you want but remember this is a roast me and I'm gonna comment your bunny ears the pink bunny ears
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That's the first thing that anybody notices it's a cute little pink for years what is five
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I'm sending a roast to me. I'm a sensitive guy. What can I say? Like I'm sitting here, I'm about to cry. Like I damn near got a fucking one tear streaming down my face right now. I'm like, why are you doing me like that?
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OK OK I want for you roses are red violets are blue I love the new chef hat you put on Alex so cute on you much love hon
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You live in the cold, that's crazy where they do that at.
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Don't say I've never told you this but you always bring so much joy when you leave the room Bye I love you
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My love, I've always wanted to see the back of you, and I love seeing the back of you. That's why I choose doggy style. That way, I don't have to look at you.
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You know that's a cap. I'm completely fell for that
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I think he's looking for a good time with a big penis, but the thing is, he ate no penis over here. Oh my god.
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Love you
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I love your voice a let him know
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We should trademark our voices. We have really nice voices.
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Well you know what to say my brother, hit it or quit it. But then when I think about it, you're ass is so poor, When someone rings the doorbell, you're tired of fishes.
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Yo brother you're so fat you're a worldwide your mama so fat she wakes up in sections your mama so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed
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Your mama saw that her cereal bowl needs a lifeguard.
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Your mama so ugly that when she entered the ugly contest they said no professionals allowed
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The trash gets picked up tomorrow 8 AM be ready
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Were you just speaking to me then? I mean all I could smell is fish so...
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Yeah, that's because I'm frying fish for my family, but your breast smells like peanuts
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You said bitch she smell like fish but aren't you the same one who slept with his sister and you got gonorrhea from her smelling like fish fuck you mean
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How are you so desperate he tries to comment so I can notify him
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British sound like he humps pillow edges.
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I'll hum be your pillow veg, big boy.
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God damn dreamy. Maybe you should go eat some makeup so that way you can be pretty on the inside.
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Cancel Mika maybe you should have obsessing about me and my pictures so that you don't have to notice that I need any make up to be pretty on the inside
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liiiiiiiii vibrates
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Will you better shut up you look like a big oh what the hell boy you look like oh Lord Jesus Christ please save me or boy look at you big hugs get a look at as you look at your big dude look at all Lord please say we look at a house
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Oh my Yeah I don't want you saying thanks to Sarah for the new transcripts now I get to see what you're saying now and even Sarah doesn't know what she saying
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Boy you look like a fucking Smurf the glass and you look at avatar what the fuck boy Those doors fuck you emoji don't hide your fucking
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Boy why do you sound like you be asking people for Roblox coins in exchange of a special item we all know it's a scam
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And stop the cap. We all know you play Roblox.
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