Some dude like randomly messaged me one day and he was like yo I will give you $100 a cake for five kicked my nuts do you want me to kick him in the dick five times

Honestly I think shitting on people is a little bit weird once a little bit mean and extremely weird but I'm not here to king Sheen but another one is like the that the Furrys I thought that was I always thought Furrys are weird

Hey Siri I love you my friend is OK but I am not OK with feet because like how how can you write just lay there and let somebody rubbing up on your feet bread like to meet us discuss because I wouldn't about the crust in the bunions what would it be as she wouldn't they got a corn what do they got fungus like oh my oh