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I don't know why the hell I thought of this, but I thought it was funny. Okay, so you are literally forced to fart every five minutes for the rest of your life. You can choose to have silent but smelly as hell farts silent but deadly farts or your farts will have absolutely no smell, but they will be loud as fuck every time you fart. What are you choosing?
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Damn, I wish you had a third choice where it could be loud and stinky. Cause I would choose that shit.
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Silent but deadly.
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Yeah, I agree on you on that one. Yeah. Silent but deadly, that's a great one. Hello brother!
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Bro, what? I mean, obviously the silent one. I mean, I don't care if it's stank, bro. Like, what?
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But you gotta think bro, if your farts are smelly as shit, you're gonna have to move locations every five minutes. Like if you're on a date or if you're at a public function, your farts are literally gonna clear out the area around you. So you have to move every five minutes.
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definitely silent but deadly because if I literally would be single for the rest of my life if my fucking thoughts for loud as shit because like no girl want to be near me because I just be 14 gas almost 24 7 so yeah I'd go with the
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Yeah I'm gonna have to go with lab and no smell as well you can cover it sound better than coverups now Nobody wants to be in a room it's gonna be cleared by that
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Wow a man that people respect that
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Silently.
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I'm choosing loud. It'll just be a like a personality quirk, like new characteristic. I might even make some money off of it
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Oh, how about you guys, but mine be smelling like Hiroshima. Them Chinese bombs. Pfft.
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