Would you rather shit your pants every time you sneezed or piss your pants every time you cough?

I'ma be real with you bro, anything is better than shitting your pants like I will piss my pants bruh and that's okay bruh but to shit my pants bruh like no bruh that's a fucked up question you

I already do two of those things and I will not be elaborating which.

I am I am I am old and I'm a woman and I've had several children I already pee when I cough

Oh, shit in your pants is crazy. Shit in your pants is crazy. Oh, I don't even know. I don't know.

Unless you eat Taco Bell, then you shit your pants while driving home.

I feel like I choose the piss my parents every time I cough and then if I ever feel the need to cough then I'll go to the bathroom.

You're a grown ass man, bro.

I'm gonna go with the cough and piss, because I sneeze way too much. I got a sensitive nose.

I would do neither of that. I would run to washroom. I mean, what kind of stupid question is that?

I can go ahead and piss my pants. Let's go ahead and hit that diaper aisle.