So one of my friends lives in Australia, so they have like really big frogs, right? Well, the other day she tells me that her brother found one in his room, so he grabs it, and then he goes outside and he chucks it over their mother's house. What is wrong with you? And the fact that my friend thought this was so funny, I am coming for you, and I'm gonna make sure that you are frog the fuck out when I get to Australia. I'm catching them, I'm putting them in your room, I am infesting your house with frogs. Think I won't. Think I motherfucking won't.

We will avenge that frog by putting so many frogs in her house, in her room. I'm even gonna put them under her sheets, under her pillows, in her pillowcases, in her hats, in her shoo- shoes.

No towards my coworkers but yes he did tell the whole world that he farted he didn't know though but I posted it anyway

Trinity, was that your significant other announcing to you and unknowingly the rest of us that you've ordered?