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Hi guys what's up I wanna know your worst first date experience I haven't been on that that many dates but I'd say the worst I took this girl out we got some frozen margaritas got four of them they were $70 I'll find out shit a boyfriend what do you guys think what is yours
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He fucked me with a toothbrush.
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Bro, what? Nah, on the first date, that's crazy. I understand like maybe relationship later, whatever. You know, you want someone else on your team to help you out, but the first date, that's wild dog. That is an even a-
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Wait you're not supposed to use a toothbrush
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Oh, that's Nayan. I just get videos on the daily of a girl fucking herself with two brushes And I love the vibrating ones.
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Why was it bigger than his dick? the fuck
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Aiulea!!
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Big away
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Huh, can you repeat that please?
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I mean at least your pussy clean now. Yeah, gotta get this right.
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You're lying
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So we basically got a pop in in like my room I was trying to slide in from the back but her Coochie was trash so I spat on her back and acted like I noted
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Honestly now I cannot take that out of my mind that is actually stuck in my mind forever oh Yeah I think that's pretty smart those messages that were you know how to use how to use that in the future
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Like if someone's Coochie be nasty like yo you just said I think that they had a saggy Coochie or some areas Gucci for stain yeah that's actually really small it's fit on there by the pretend like oh yeah I got on
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Not the spell on the bag You should get a man
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Yo come in from the girl that got us to be smart as fuck
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You need to stop going for nasty assholes
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You know I meet personally bro. That's crazy gang. I don't even know what to say about that bro. I ain't gonna hold it to you. beach-lo Proper leisure
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She should have just took a shower before she had sex with you. See, this is why y'all need to clean yourself thoroughly, whether it's your vagina or it's your... See that's why I don't need six showers because y'all be stank.
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Oh you took the person
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You know they are cool and all but if I would if I just killed myself
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Hey dude, that's really fucked and if you need someone to talk to you let me know But if you do end up doing that, please let me know because bro, let's do it together
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If you end up doing that please take me with you
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Ashley that's so real
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I already tried 13 times and it doesn't work so 0 to 10 don't recommend
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Y'all let's just have like a big suicide pack and all we can all just go kill ourselves together
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Can I join please
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Dog if you end up doing it I got you I'll be there with you I'll do it with you
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Yeah bro, you should really kill yourself. Find the highest building in your city and jump off of it.
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I'll miss you.
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So yo ass the fuck up
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I think my first worst state was when I got absolutely hammered and ended up acting like a dinosaur literally walking around with tiny arms and rolling around
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Oh no, to me that sounds fun. That'd be something memorable.
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I think my first worst date was when...
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The fact that he didn't fall in love with you like right then and there a red flag red flag because that's that's so cute that's so cute why are you why is that a waste date that sounds adorable
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Man, fuck that shit. What's our favorite place to get chicken from?
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Wingstop
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Fed Robin Yum
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That's actually a place that I'm slow
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Popeyes
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KFC, duh!
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If you don't say Keynes, you crazy.
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Sub, bud. What's your favorite place to eat chicken from, dog?
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I refuse to eat at canes because they don't have French
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KFC
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This hasn't really happened to me but I would think sitting in a restaurant alone and your other date has not shown up, Ah, that would be pretty bad.
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but no heeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii bac executive
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Well sad to be told I never went on any dates I mean I dated people and they treated me like shit but I never went on actual dates like in real life it's sad I know
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I got you. I'll take you on the date and I'll make sure it's hella shitty. That way you always remember it and you can finally repights the sound ****. but with your own story.
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Oh my god girl same! So many people treat me like shit and it's like come on out I just want a guy to go on a date with me and actually be nice about it
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Oh my god, like for real!
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*****, you're a whole ass NPC, fucking kill yourself.
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Right, but why would you do something like that? Like, if you gonna make the day shitty, then you might as well waste our time.
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I had a dude within the first 24 hours of us dating wipe a booger on my face and and then follow it up with I love you. So I broke up with him and I fucked his dad.
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To be honest, that was all his fault. Why the fuck would he put a nasty ass slimy Booger on someone and then tell them you love them. We just met the fuck
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That is so disgusting like why? Why people gotta be so nasty? That is so nasty. Ain't no talking about you did a good job girl. Oh fuck his daddy because come on now
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