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Auntie Social
Hezzy the Movie Slayer
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Auntie Social
 
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Lily 406d
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Lily
 
Marc Brewer
 
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T͓͓̽̽B͓͓̽̽Z͓̽ Jackson
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So I gotta know, because I might be guilty of this. When you like say you set a red light, sit at a green light and somebody honks at you. Do you drive up to that person and honk back? Even if they were right? And if you do honk back, like what is your mindset? Like don't honk at me, like what is it? But I just was curious, how many people are honk backers? You know, I mean, I know I've been guilty of that. If somebody honks at me, I honk back. But sometimes I just take the L. Like if I was sitting at a green light and somebody honks, I just drive really fast. I'm like, okay, you were right. So what do you guys do? You hung back or you just keep rolling?
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Eh, I just follow them to wherever they're going and just sit there in my car silently. Mmm. I feel like that sends a bigger message.
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I got cut off by a mailman once and then I followed him to the store he was going to and then when he went inside I put a note on his truck that said pretty brave driving like that in your work vehicle I didn't do anything, I just, the note was enough.
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Never it's my MO in life I don't give people satisfaction ever to know that they rattled me yeah you should try it it's good I hate it
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You know what's good to do to female drivers when they give me the finger? Because they think that they really did something and you're going to give them the finger back. Do the like P sign up to your mouth with your tongue between your fingers like the the cunnilingus sign, it works every time.
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I've done this to women in the car several times recently a woman cut me off and then I ended up pulling next to her and I turned next to her and I was like a ho ho isn't it the woman that cut me off and she gave me the finger and rolled her eyes and then I did that like I'm gonna eat your pussy hand sign and she was horrified
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Yes, but I don't honk my horn. I roll my window down and I crane my neck out the window and I honk like a goose with my mouth and I go honk, honk, and I mock them and then I drive away because they're scared of me now.
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I am definitely a hog backer except for the light situation if I'm at the red light and I don't go and it turns green like I'm with you that's my bad for sure but any other driving situation if you wanna give me I am definitely gonna hold back
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But I will add it's not in like an angry way necessarily like most of the time I'm just like, I'm gonna laugh at you. and now I'm gonna honk back and laugh.
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You know what, Lily? This is on brand for you. Don't ask me why don't ask for context don't ask for an explanation, but it's on brand
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Mark the fact that you just chimed in to tell her out on brand she was about being herself was just U2, give me a solution for being funny being yourself over now
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I am as a ones hunker now These do not be playing out with a U-Haul guess I made a dinner plan at the shop on your ass
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Jackson if you can let me know your metropolitan city area feel free to reply or DM but yeah I will not be honking in that part of town from now on but like the suburbs all good
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Funny I don't know that you're just killing me tonight I don't know what it is Mark I don't know what's going on but the combination of sitting on the couch in here and Mark sound but it's just working for me right now this is funny
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sometimes I honk back and sometimes I just let it go because people now they they're crazy you don't know what they'll do road rage they'll go crazy over anything on us so now
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But if you're honking aren't you the crazy one? Aren't you instigating the crazy? Can't you just like one up crazy them? Like if some some dude gets out of the car it's like what are you trying to kiss me and then like it just takes them off guard.
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That's the problem though. I can't get crazy. That's why I said I just, uh-uh, not anymore. Because you don't know how the other person can act to have a gun or something. I'm not dealing with that. Mm-mm.
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That's a fact Ness people are freaking crazy I never know what they're gonna do but I think if you time the hawk just right and you make it like a right turn or something I don't know you got a find a way to like Michigan bus all right but I get it I got you
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You put on give a fuck about that?
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All right, check it out. So if you're gonna cut me in the drive-through line I will honk when you're taking your order just to just to f up your day And then you know if you want to get out of the car You can like we can throw hands like right there because I'll be the funniest like I'll go viral for sure but like I'm definitely honking.
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keep rolling because people are crazy and road rage is real so I'm gonna take that L every time because I'm not about to play with my life like that but I low key be wanting to hunk it back at them or curse them out but you know I don't I keep it classy and keep it moving.
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Absolutely. If you're not honking back then they won the game and you have to show them who's boss who really is the true winner.
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Really I feel you I'm same way I'd like to give you them back sometimes but you're right it depends on proximity if we're both at a red light or if I feel like we're gonna be driving in the same and you know close each other for a while yeah I got a time that honking out
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