Yo Landon my name is Mr. cynic I'm here to burn this place to the ground you seem like a perfect candidate to help out I would like to invite you to my cause you have a superiority complex you sound like you want to be a gangster but you're not quite there yet because you don't even know how to shoot a gun Remind me of my cousin and my cousin is kind of annoying and you seem slightly day and honestly I respect all that you're exactly the type of person we need

I'm not trying to burn anywhere down

I'm sorry, but is your name Landon?