OK so I want to know what's the most out-of-pocket shit you've ever said or heard

Funny story, I was at school and my friend said, Sir, what's your head shimmering shine to our ball teacher who's getting cancer treatment? I'm here.

All right bro I was on VR chat no he's a Furrys but some of them be weird as fuck bro I saw the skunk right spraying out his butt on his little this little one and I was like

Bro the most out-of-pocket shit I've ever heard is everything everyone says like someone can talk to me and I'll be like what the fuck you for me like yeah

No but this match said that he will be seen in my school boo this one was crazy bro so right yeah I have nothing to say I just want to listen

My friend, now she's my best friend, but like, we were in eighth grade and she comes busting in the room talking about, I'm not about to sit here and argue with that bitch they can't even sit on a bike.

Grr. Uh-uh.

AHH!! Noooo!!

And a picture of my friend when we were in second grade and I showed it to my other friend and text me randomly just I don't know where it says this is why pedophiles exist

Remember one time that me and my friends are not talking since me and my friends are talking and I started bringing up fucking like dead bodies and they all like got really weird out

Naked Tickle Fight