This might be a little uncomfortable question but it's happened to me so it's him OK you're on a first date right it's super nice restaurant she's beautiful you're beautiful we're all beautiful OK you have to take a deuce a number two bad like a 10 minute dialer OK what are you what are you supposed to do you can't just go in there and let her mind wander like she can't start imagining what you're doing in there What are you do

Man, I'ma take that shit, bro. Like, she's just gonna have to understand. I think she would really appreciate how, like, straightforward and honest you are. Like, I would straight up tell her, look, I'm gonna take a long ass shit.

A lot of ****** don't do this but listen, if I ever go to do like a dookie, I'll just tell that bitch to come with me. She give me head, I'm shitting, we both having a good time, then we go back to eat steaks.

I'm gonna shit my pants and just vibe with her at the table.

You tell her you have an international call and it's gonna take some time and ten minutes for number two it takes me fucking forty to take a shit and fucking scroll on my tic tacs

Can't love me at my deuce. You can't love me at my deuce. I mean, I feel like anybody that writes you off for taking the deuce, it ain't gonna last anyway. But I feel like you can't tell her though. You just gotta say, I'm going to the bathroom. I would.

I'm gonna be like hi I'm gonna go to the bathroom take a long as Shay I better see that check paid when I come back and then I'm gonna clap them cheeks hi

As a woman, you just excuse yourself, you go to the bathroom, you take whatever time you need, if she starts asking questions or texting you, where did you go, just make a joke.

Come on now boss mom, you and I both know angels don't fight. Who y'all trying to kill?

I would definitely do what I gotta do and take that deuce.

Yeah, I'm taking that shit. Gotta go. Brup-Blu.