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Is make up cat fishing when you wear make up or when someone else wears make up do you look completely different or do you look the same
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I feel like a lot of guys think this but in reality it just enhances your natural features Like we don't pay thousands of dollars on makeup to look the same.
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M prey to you y'all shut your OMEGAL wondered That's all.
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I think it's cool to talk to women like that, buddy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. don't talk to me like that.
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Alright bruh, I don't know if you know about me partner, but my name Billy Jograin I fuck up ******* like you and bitches like her so let's get at it buddy
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Honestly, I'm not even gonna fuck with ya. You stink, you're black, and uh... Well, you're black.
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I don't black I know black I know black eye Dominican Dominican is not the same I Dominican Bobby I can cells by there be bossy but I know Black
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Enhancements and facial structures but yeah that's catfish
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Excuse me sir, if you didn't know already, it IS Women's History Month!
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Alright, time for our next question. Use Photoshop Care Fishing.
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Where you look like my foot traction 2.0 from YouTube.
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Okay, look, let me put it to you like this. That's like a n***a getting a penis pump. And you know, just... Just pumping and shit, you know, making a shit huge, like... You know... The... Is that... I think that's the same thing.
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I love this analogy because it's true when women put on makeup they also pump it into their nose and mouth so they can have that Bella Hadid nose and plump lips. and they also, you know, stick it up their ass so they
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Bro ain't no way you just said it but he wrong because no it don't work like that. It don't work like that
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Oh nobody gives a fuck if you got your penis pumped bro who's gonna complain like if your dick big your dick big and nobody fucking complaining to go to like what
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Yo ass is furtiest shit bro get off the app, dig it down!
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Why did I live so hard at this shit
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Once the last time you said hi to your mother or father Once the last time you took a fucking shower All that fucking dirt and grime in your face no wonder why it's breaking out bitch. I know you're not talking stink stink
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My pimples have more shape than you and what did your mother and father do over feed you I bet there is fat as you a big fat family cute
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But you know what isn't cute the fact that the shape that your pimples have are bigger than my Phupa bitch they're bigger than my future they're bigger than my big fat family bitch need to get it going get some pro
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But you know what is cute? The fact that you will never be as skinny as me. I'd rather have pimples surrounding my face for the rest of my fucking life dying from the pus coming out of it than to ever be fat.
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girl girl Just because you're skinny Does not mean your life is better. My skin is clear and I can definitely lose my weight But you can't lose that shit. You can't change genetics.
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Only reason your skin is clear is because your body can't even process the fact that there's shit in your face and can't even push it out your body is literally dying and caving in on itself it's not even working properly like what's going
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girl, than being fat is a blessing cuz i'd rather look like this than look like you for the rest of my fucking life bitch, scars all on my face like, i can easily lose this weight it's water weight anyways, bitch Get over it.
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Both y'all Negas single-handedly are the most most annoying motherfuckers on this planet bro like holy shit they could shut the fuck up and keep to yourself you got nothing nice to say keep it to yourself bitch ass lady
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Damn you're harsh
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Yo, XLS needs to grow the fuck up. Get off the app if you're gonna reply to fucking hate comments. You dumb asshole
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It's like OD like extra ass makeup that you know you don't look like that like I'm talking about like different skin tone all of that then yeah obviously but if you want some chill Natural look of shit, you're good.
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Kiki, clear your fucking throne, motherfucker, damn.
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It's not my fault. It just doesn't work.
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Bitch all I know for sure is that no make up can save you bitch I'm bumps on your fucking face there's no matter foundation or concealer that can help with your ugly eyes like you might as well give it up now delete the fucking post to delete your fucking account bitch
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Bitch the fact that you can't even try to put on make up is what kills me you're that fucking ugly when's the last time you ever tried concealer with your dark ass fucking circle
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Bitch, when's the last time you looked at the fucking mirror? Like, I know that when you're not talking about ugly bitch, you are the definition of ugly. You are ugly, like, girl. I may be dark, but at least I don't got bumps on my face. that look like fucking pubes.
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When's the last time you looked at a scale when's the fucking last time you looked at a bottle of water you fat fuck with your raccoon looking ass please go to the gym
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Yes, it's literally the same thing as taking a picture of yourself and putting on a filter or editing your face. Take off that makeup. Thanks.
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Yeah, no, it is the same. When I wear makeup, I usually do have that filtered effect. You know, I have like a Jurassic change in eye color and a whole face. It's like I'm a whole different person especially when there's sparkle sparkle
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Bitch shut the fuck up my Knigge Roger spin straight fax how to fuck your name call Romy come on switch your name up
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Why are you even talking when you don't even have any pictures of you up of yourself that just shows that you're insecure
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Nager what are you talking you live picture of yourself either be like negative vote
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Hahahaha!
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Hello Yes
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Well, I'll be damned. What the hell?
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Pro-Changey characters, Bill. You look too much like me.
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Yo shut your little ass up bitch
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Do I give a fuck? Hell no. Do I give another fuck? Fuck no. You know what I do give a fuck of though? You're stupid as goofy little vipers. The hell? It- you- your face is literally so goofy bro. Like the fuck? You got no room to talk right now.
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Girl, you ain't pretty, you fucking ugly as fuck, bitch!
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Like for real I want you ugly as fuck shut the fuck up bitch
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Yes. Yes.
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Disagree. Cause... Men are just pressed. That we look too good, bitch. Like, suck my dick, bitch. Look too good bitch. Like, some bandit bitch. I don't care what happened to you.
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Shut the fuck shut the fuck up you fucking fat bitch
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Bro shut the fuck up. I bet you're a fucking discord mom that hasn't caught out of his house and has in such grass and years So she used it a lot.
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Aw, glee bitch!
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Bro shut the fuck up I bet your fucking ankle touches you you fucking fat bitch
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I don't know bro next time you try to go suck someone's dick how about you take it off your face stupid bitch
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