Attention, attention, stereo citizens. This is Stereo PD speaking and I am officially launching Operation Be Yourself. We've received reports of suspicious avatars running around looking nothing like their owners. Folks, if your avatar is a six-pack superhero but in real life you get winded opening a bag of chips, we need to talk. Starting today, all stereo avatars must be at least somewhat related to the real person behind the screen. If your avatar doesn't match Your real self You could face a whopping $100 stereo fine Now, don't panic We're not saying your avatar can't look cool Just don't make it look like you A millionaire astronaut ninja dragon rider When you're actually sitting In your couch in pajamas eating cereal At 3pm So update those avatars Keep it real And remember, Officer Stereo PD is always watching Mostly because I'm bored This has been a public service announcement Stay safe, avatars stay honest and please stop giving your avatar abs or not matching skin you don't have to do this

This is actually funny. Stereo PD is crazy. Operation Be Yourself. Be yourself, man. That's the best self or something like that. This is funny, though.

I love you, Mio, um, but you're gonna have to find my ass, because I don't got red hair, and I'm definitely not skinny like I was in high school and fucking young 20s. Oh, fuck, girl, you were hilarious.

Shout out to Dr. Poetry for this great picture of Stereo PD, you're the real, real, real OG here

Stereo PD out here looking out, you know what I'm saying. If you ain't looking like how you look on your avatar, all right, go ahead and lock me up because my avatar is skinny as hell. I am a linebacker built wide body buttered roll eater. Okay, go ahead and lock me up. All right, I'm a Puerto Rican too. I'm going to jail.

Mio, you and Dr. Poetry I am, I'm cracking up over here Aerial Avatar Patrol Does your avatar look like your photos? You're gonna get citated Based off of colorism Let me write you a ticket