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Bro look one thing I hate when motherfuckers ask for ***** like that's not cute that shit is not cute stop doing that it's ugly as fuck literally stop
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But I fucking hate it when they're like, no, that's my child. You can't put him in your trunk. That's abduction. And I just pull out the Glock to shut him up, because honestly, things like this, it's just so tiring, man. This gotta be an easier way.
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What is wrong with you? First the people in your basement and now this? I had literally no aids.
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But you're probably selling his organs for like thousands of dollars, bro. That's actually a very nice method to making money
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Exactly bro
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The thing I hate, like I'm going through right now, is that I'm really comfortable in bed, but I really need to be, but I'm too lazy to get up. My fat ass won't make it to the toilet anyway.
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Just piss yourself dude like at that point just fucking piss yourself and then takeoff your pants put on your pants to spray perfume or cologne or whatever change the sheets take a shower
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Bro, at that point just get up because you're just making more shit for yourself to do. like.
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I feel you on that one.
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Bro, you sound like fuckin' Andrew from, um, Big Mouth. Heh, the fuck?
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the weather app like why gotta know what weather it is in kubernetes and all Later
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All of my white exes
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I see that's what your problem is you went for the way you should've gone for you should've gone for Hispanics shake my head
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Gosh you should've called for the spandex or Latinos or Mexicans but white non-she's not it
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Shit, that's what I'm saying
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I hate you.
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I'm a say someone who's never dealt with a struggle because like if I'm here with depression and you're just here like happy 24 seven is like get out of my face stop rubbing it in
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Yeah same girl, cause that shit is not cute. Nobody's funny, not cute. Nobody. Nobody at all. But I also hate school. School is ass, school is lame. burn.
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I don't know people do that, but I'm gonna be honest. The females look better with clothes on.
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Furries and zoo files.
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I don't like tomatoes, tomatoes are nasty, I eat tomatoes are disgusting.
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